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Damn, this is hilarious!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BrianKagy, Mar 18, 2002.

  1. BrianKagy

    BrianKagy Member

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    I'll admit it. I never knew Woody Allen was funny until reading this.

    "I went to NYU myself, I was a philo-major there, too. I was thrown out my freshman year, I cheated on my metaphysics final in college, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
     
  2. giddyup

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    That is one of Woody's all-time great lines. Another one is where he rants about being "at two" with nature.
     
  3. Jeff

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    Annie Hall, Deconstructing Harry and Bullets Over Broadway are some of the funniest freakin' movies ever made AND they are super intellegent as well.

    "There were these two women at a Catskils mountain resort. One woman says, 'The food here is so terrible.' The other woman says, 'Yes, and in such small portions.'

    That's how I feel about life. It's mostly terrible and over with much too quickly."

    :)
     
  4. getsmartnow

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    Woody Allen movies are pretty funny, I like his quote about death:
    "I don't mind thinking about my own death....I just don't want to be there when it happens."
    Or something similar to that.
     
  5. Ottomaton

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    Woody was pretty damn funny until he decided he wanted to be less silly. The scenes with Christopher Walken from Annie Hall are riotious.
     
  6. MadMax

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    Remember when he had that affair with his step-daughter!! that was freaking hilarious!! :)

    sarcasm reigns
     
  7. Rocket River

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    the on that was with him since she was 13

    Rocket River
    I'm more incline to beleive Woody was showing the wood
    prematurely than MJackson and some 14 yr old boy

    Of course Woody has Priviledge ... so folx don't dog him
     

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