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Dallas, Stripper Shortage for Superbowl

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rocketsjudoka, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. rocketsjudoka

    rocketsjudoka Member

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    I'm sure Houston can spare some.

    http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Dallas-faces-stripper-shortage-before-Super-Bowl-XLV-012711

    Report: Dallas faces stripper shortage

    Updated Jan 27, 2011 5:17 PM ET

    Game tickets and parking spaces are not the only things in short supply in Dallas ahead of Super Bowl XLV.
    Dallas-area strip clubs, expecting a boom in lusting patrons, are scrambling for exotic dancers to meet the expected onslaught, TMZ reported Thursday.

    Showtime Cabaret’s John Walsh told TMZ his establishment is looking for an additional 100 to 120 lap dancers for the big football weekend.

    One advertisement says, “We Want You!! Ladies, are you coming to [Dallas-Fort Worth] for the big game week? Want a safe, clean club to make the big $$$ in?”

    Walsh said the 60 or so Dallas-area strip clubs will require approximately 10,000 strippers combined.

    Officials from Arlington, Tex., home to Cowboys Stadium where the game will be played, said they expect 300,000 visitors for Super Bowl weekend.
     
    #1 rocketsjudoka, Jan 27, 2011
  2. bigtexxx

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    exactly. If there's one thing Houston knows, it's the tittery.
     
    #2 bigtexxx, Jan 27, 2011
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  3. The Real Shady

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    Hoes will fly in from Vegas for the potential to make money whoring for celebs at the Super Bowl. There won't be a shortage.
     
    #3 The Real Shady, Jan 27, 2011
  4. tellitlikeitis

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    Opportunity for El Hitman?
     
    #4 tellitlikeitis, Jan 27, 2011
  5. vinsensual

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    I'm proud that there was no such stripper scare back when Houston hosted the Super Bowl. Kudos, b****es!
     
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  6. ferrari77

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    Perhaps the shortage is only with his club. Maybe dancers don't want to work there and are flocking to other establishments like The Lodge and Cabaret Royale for work. I dunno.
     
    #6 ferrari77, Jan 28, 2011
  7. percicles

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    Our whores pulled through.
     
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  8. Coach AI

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    lol. I already love this thread.
     
    #8 Coach AI, Jan 28, 2011
  9. Fatty FatBastard

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    Bullsh*(. Houston was never the shi%^y whoreplace it is today if not for the initial Superbowl.

    Y'all truly missed the days where good looks, 20 bucks and a nice car got you laid in those places.
     
    #9 Fatty FatBastard, Jan 28, 2011
  10. Hippieloser

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    Haha, yeah, "good looks."
     
    #10 Hippieloser, Jan 28, 2011
  11. Dave2000

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    i can say they were fully stocked AllStar weekend last year :)
     
    #11 Dave2000, Jan 28, 2011
  12. percicles

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    fixed
     
    #12 percicles, Jan 28, 2011
  13. GRENDEL

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    I think they'll get it worked out, one way or another.
     
    #13 GRENDEL, Jan 28, 2011
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