I don't know how many of you read this in today's Chronicle, but I enjoyed it and decided to post it here: A new arrival in Heaven is getting the nickel tour from St. Peter. They reach the shore of a beautiful lake crowded with people of all colors, shapes, hues and walks of life. Passerby nod, smile, say hello. "Say," said the newcomer, "what's this St. Peter?" "That," the great man responded, "is where the people from Houston have congregated." As they wander through Eternity, they come to a majestic cathedral with a familiar silhouette. "What's this," the newcomer asks. "That's where the people form San Antonio stay," responded his guide. Finally they come to a monolithic, walled compound...no windows, no doors, but reeking of pretension and adorned with every known designer logo and chain store marquee in existence. "Gosh," says the new arrival, "what could this be?" "Shhhh," St. Peter said. "That's where we keep the people from Dallas. They don't know the rest of us are here." ------------------
Living in Dallas, I find this joke juvenile and quite beneath me. ------------------ CC.NET Sim League Web Page My Team (Sonics) Runnin', Ravin', Endin', Out.
