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[DAFUQ] Andre Johnson cuts off his penis, jumps from balcony in apparent suicide attempt

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by roxxfan, Apr 16, 2014.

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  1. roxxfan

    roxxfan Member

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    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...tertainment+(Internal+-+Entertainment+-+Mixed)

    A rapper who worked with members of the group Wu-Tang Clan cut off his penis and jumped from a second floor balcony in an apparent suicide attempt, TMZ reports.

    Andre Johnson was found on the sidewalk outside an apartment building in West Hollywood at 1:00 am on Wednesday morning and taken to Cedars-Sinai hospital in critical condition.

    It was unclear if they were trying to re-attach his penis.
     
    #1 roxxfan, Apr 16, 2014
  2. tmacfor35

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    Hmmmm.....I would do the same if I played for the Texans too.









    Nice attempt haha.
     
    #2 tmacfor35, Apr 16, 2014
  3. SwoLy-D

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    roxxfan is Cortland:

    [​IMG]

    :cool:
     
    #3 SwoLy-D, Apr 16, 2014
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  4. heypartner

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    Article says, "They also said hard drugs were not involved."

    So, we can rule out Viagra?
     
    #4 heypartner, Apr 16, 2014
  5. conquistador#11

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    that's not tigerstyle. =(



    wu tang forever!
     
    #5 conquistador#11, Apr 16, 2014
  6. The Hunted

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    I'll ****in.....I'll ****in.....
     
    #6 The Hunted, Apr 16, 2014
  7. Juxtaposed Jolt

    Juxtaposed Jolt Member

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    Is it wrong that I laughed at the thread title instead of thinking "holy crap, the WR corp for the Texans just got a whole lot crappier?"

    I didn't think this was going to be AJ80 anyway.
     
    #7 Juxtaposed Jolt, Apr 16, 2014
  8. tmacfor35

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    But AJ80 is so quiet. And only quiet people do crazy shiet like this.
     
    #8 tmacfor35, Apr 16, 2014
  9. kevC

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    I know the Texans have been considering Johnny Manziel but damn, that's an overreaction.
     
    #9 kevC, Apr 16, 2014
  10. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    [​IMG]
     
    #10 Juxtaposed Jolt, Apr 16, 2014
  11. Mr. Clutch

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    This isn't good. Hope they can reattach
     
    #11 Mr. Clutch, Apr 16, 2014
  12. ling ling

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    Andre's Johnson.
     
    #12 ling ling, Apr 16, 2014
  13. VanityHalfBlack

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    Weak.... G.G Allin been doing this decades ago.
     
    #13 VanityHalfBlack, Apr 16, 2014
  14. Nanisteru

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    Bath salts...
     
    #14 Nanisteru, Apr 16, 2014
  15. Dgn1

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    Yeah but our Andre can cut off his and still have enough to spare. Weird sad story however.
     
    #15 Dgn1, Apr 16, 2014
  16. hotballa

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    Texans front office: ok ok andre we wont draft another de. Geezus so effing dramatic
     
    #16 hotballa, Apr 16, 2014
  17. fadeaway

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    Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to f*** with.
     
    #17 fadeaway, Apr 16, 2014
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    When I read this on USA Today I just KNEW someone on Clutchfans would make a thread to make some people think that it was our Andre upon reading the thread title.
     
    #18 vaioavan63, Apr 16, 2014
  19. danoman

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    Dude will probably try to kill himself again.
     
    #19 danoman, Apr 16, 2014
  20. Blake

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    Isn't gonna be fun living life dickless

    On the bright side, he will be able to one-up anybody in a "what's the worst thing that has ever happened to you?" conversation.
     
    #20 Blake, Apr 16, 2014
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