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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by RocketMan Tex, Sep 21, 2006.

  1. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Member

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    How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?



    1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;



    2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;



    3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;



    4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;



    5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;



    6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a stepladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;



    7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;



    8. One to viciously smear #7;



    9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;



    10. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.



    AND FINALLY,



    None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
     
  2. Mr. Clutch

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    If you do not forward this to someone you care about within 10 minutes you will have bad luck for 3 straight presidential terms!!
     
  3. RocketMan Tex

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    Hell, I did that before I even posted it on here! :D
     
  4. Mr. Clutch

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    I think I can hear crickets when I walk into this thread.
     
  5. RocketMan Tex

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    Man, you people have NO sense of humor!!

    :D
     
  6. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    RMT, how is anyone going to top that??


    basso and Deckard meet in a bar...


    basso:
    You don't look anything like you do in the movies, Deck.

    Deckard:
    Well, I thought you'd be fat. You know, the whole basso profundo thing. You actually look intelligent.

    basso:
    You look about a hundred years old. Did you really go to all those concerts? Did they even have electricity back then??

    Deckard:
    Ha, ha. Let's get a beer. I've got an hour to kill, so go ahead, make my day... explain to me what George Bush has on you that could explain your lust for the man.

    basso:
    You only have an hour? Damn... I better get started!



    Keep D&D Humorous!
    And Don't Use This as an Example
     
  7. mc mark

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    Hey! I know a good Bush joke!

    His resume


    :) :(
     
  8. IROC it

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    How many democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?






    Don't know, they haven't agreed on an agenda yet.








    ;)
     
  9. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Member

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    Is this thing on?
     
  10. Sishir Chang

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    I have nothing to contribute to this thread.

    And I'm OK with that!
     
  11. Palmray

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    awesome!
     

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