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Cutting the pipes

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Gutter Snipe, Mar 6, 2004.

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  1. Gutter Snipe

    Gutter Snipe Member

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    Well, I finally talked my wife into agreeing with me and I am going to get a vasectomy. Does anybody have some advice for me concerning the best place to go, insurance coverage, recovery time, etc etc?
     
    #1 Gutter Snipe, Mar 6, 2004
  2. Summer Song Giver

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    I'm not nearly mature enuff to post in this thread:D BOL
     
    #2 Summer Song Giver, Mar 6, 2004
  3. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    I just crossed my legs.
     
    #3 Deckard, Mar 6, 2004
  4. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    I don't know about all that, but I'm sure Clutch wouldn't mind changing your nick to Gutter Snip.
     
    #4 Dr of Dunk, Mar 6, 2004
  5. Gutter Snipe

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    :eek: :D :D Now that's funny!
     
    #5 Gutter Snipe, Mar 6, 2004
  6. OmegaSupreme

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    i suggest that you wear your best suit. "if you're gonna be impotent, you might as well look impotent." ;)

    edit: wasn't nice. sorry, i don't have any advice.

    edit part 2: name that movie...
     
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  7. jiggadi

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    LOL:D
     
    #7 jiggadi, Mar 6, 2004
  8. mrpaige

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    I remember that joke being in "Mo Money"
     
    #8 mrpaige, Mar 6, 2004
  9. OmegaSupreme

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    i first heard it in the movie "soul man", but i'm not sure if that's originally where it came from.
     
    #9 OmegaSupreme, Mar 6, 2004
  10. Uprising

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    Man....some reason my hand went straight to my crotch...

    Snipe with no pipe? ....:(
     
    #10 Uprising, Mar 6, 2004
  11. ckahlich001

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    dude arent you and her going to miss your j*zz?!



    skeet skeet skeet skeet
     
    #11 ckahlich001, Mar 6, 2004
  12. OmegaSupreme

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    well... i googled vasectomy and picked out the second link for you...

    here ya go!

    pretty much shows the entire process. enjoy!
     
    #12 OmegaSupreme, Mar 6, 2004
  13. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    I had it done last year. It was pretty much painless.

    Just make sure you sit on an ice bag the next day.

    It will be about a week before you feel completely normal, but it is wonderful to not have to worry about your little guys getting loose.

    You will be like a California Orange, all juice and no seeds.


    WOOT !!

    DD
     
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  14. Uprising

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    Heh, that's one way to put it! Good luck dude.
     
    #14 Uprising, Mar 6, 2004
  15. KellyDwyer

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    I just crossed my legs a second time.
     
    #15 KellyDwyer, Mar 6, 2004
  16. Master Baiter

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    I second that.

    I got it done the Friday after 9/11 and it is the best thing I have ever done. From the great philosopher Bobby McFerin, Don't Worry, Be Happy Mon.

    I would do it again in a heartbeat but I dont have to so I wont.
     
    #16 Master Baiter, Mar 6, 2004
  17. A-Train

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    Plus, you get to shave your pubes and not feel like a weirdo...
     
    #17 A-Train, Mar 6, 2004
  18. Master Baiter

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    I heard the 70's Afro Crotch is coming back in style.
     
    #18 Master Baiter, Mar 6, 2004
  19. Uprising

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    Did Peter tell you that? ...........;)
     
    #19 Uprising, Mar 6, 2004
  20. MadMax

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    i'm crying i'm laughing so hard. :D
     
    #20 MadMax, Mar 7, 2004
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