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Cure for pedophilia?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by twhy77, Dec 18, 2004.

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  1. twhy77

    twhy77 Member

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    I think my buddy might have discovered a cure for pedophilia....



    Midgets.




    Debate and discuss.
     
    #1 twhy77, Dec 18, 2004
  2. twhy77

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    Sooo...am I the only one who is going crazy sitting in a computer lab all day writing a research paper when they should be at home drinking wassle and not thinking up classless jokes about those with dispositions that incline them towards children or incline them towards being short? hmmmmm...?
     
    #2 twhy77, Dec 18, 2004
  3. AroundTheWorld

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    I hope so!
     
    #3 AroundTheWorld, Dec 18, 2004
  4. DallasThomas

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    Good idea. But the vicious cycle would ultimately lead to the inevitable - midget children. So I still think the closest we can get to a cure is a distinguishingly purple armband in general population at Harris County jail. Or bring together a super-team of 80-year old p*rn stars and see if they can't reverse the effects.
     
    #4 DallasThomas, Dec 18, 2004
  5. m_cable

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    I've acutally thought about this before. But my idea was a little bit more sophisticated:

    Midgets wearing little league uniforms.

    No need for further discussion, because that is the answer.
     
    #5 m_cable, Dec 18, 2004
  6. KaiSeR SoZe

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    I think moe needs help
     
    #6 KaiSeR SoZe, Dec 18, 2004
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    I was bowling last night and about 6000 15 year old girls dressed like sluts kept walking past me over and over again. AND they had big boobs. Yes I need help :(
     
    #7 moestavern19, Dec 18, 2004
  8. m_cable

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    Technically pedophilia is for pre-pubescent kids. 15 year old girls with big boobs makes you more of a statutory rapist. For what it's worth.
     
    #8 m_cable, Dec 18, 2004
  9. moestavern19

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    Well I comitted statuatory rape many times with my eyes last night.
     
    #9 moestavern19, Dec 18, 2004
  10. AroundTheWorld

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    Moe and m_cable...

    [​IMG]
     
    #10 AroundTheWorld, Dec 18, 2004
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    Around 4 to 10 years inside, I think.

    I mean, uh... I heard.
     
    #11 Hippieloser, Dec 18, 2004
  12. m_cable

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    Jesus, man. You don't have to let us know ALL of your kinky fetishes.
     
    #12 m_cable, Dec 18, 2004
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    C'mon dude I didn't even tell you what I was wearing while doing it.
     
    #13 moestavern19, Dec 18, 2004
  14. twhy77

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    [​IMG]

    Wrestling Midgets!


    I tried m_cable but thisis all I got. :(
     
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    This whole midgets replacement thing is coming up short.
     
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    I wonder if we are offending any midget posters?
     
    #16 twhy77, Dec 18, 2004
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    MIDGIT PARKING IN THE REAR :)
     
    #17 Austin70, Dec 18, 2004
  18. KaiSeR SoZe

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    Earl Boykins reads this board
     
    #18 KaiSeR SoZe, Dec 18, 2004
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    Not to mention the pedophiles...
     
    #19 DallasThomas, Dec 18, 2004
  20. twhy77

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    Well moe is hard to offend.
     
    #20 twhy77, Dec 18, 2004
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