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[Culture] Literary Giant Dumps Booty Call On Facebook

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  1. percicles

    percicles Member

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    Salman Rushdie was married to Padma Lakshmi, wrote Midnight's Children, won countless awards and has a fatwā out on his ass for Satanic Verses.

    But the best part about him is his exploits with the ladies.

    I'm just gonna plagiarize his break up message and use it on the 18-21 girls.

    Classic!

     
    #1 percicles, Dec 1, 2011
  2. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Rushdie is a monster




    ...monster pimp!!!
     
    #2 boomboom, Dec 1, 2011
  3. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    NICE....barrel-back couch.
     
    #3 Xerobull, Dec 1, 2011
  4. Nero

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    OH MY GOD!

    Someone stole the fireplace logs!
     
    #4 Nero, Dec 1, 2011
  5. MoonDogg

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    Sal must be packing major wood or major ducats

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    #5 MoonDogg, Dec 1, 2011
  6. percicles

    percicles Member

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    That has to be it.

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    #6 percicles, Dec 1, 2011
  7. SwoLy-D

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    :eek: That's a chair, sir.
     
    #7 SwoLy-D, Dec 1, 2011
  8. thadeus

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    Fame, money.
     
    #8 thadeus, Dec 1, 2011
  9. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    What in the **** is that?
     
    #9 moestavern19, Dec 1, 2011
  10. Obito

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    Andrew Bynum's twin sister.
     
    #10 Obito, Dec 1, 2011
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  11. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    Well done.
     
    #11 moestavern19, Dec 1, 2011
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    Money, the ultimate aphrodisiac.

    ;)
     
    #12 Raven, Dec 1, 2011
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    #13 Fyreball, Dec 1, 2011
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