My wife has this new friend... She talks to me and I don't know which eye to concentrate on. On top of that she has huge hooters which even causes me more uncomfort when trying to talk to her. Additionally she has this firecracker personality, she insults people regularly and is a very loud person. I asked my wife to consider replacing her with a quieter friend with regular eyes but she insists that we should maintain the friendship because we need a wide variety friends...and yet she shuns my buddy with Bell's Palsy. She wants to watch the game with us tonight again...she never pays attention. I should invite my Bell bud over too. help
aw, i feel your pain. there's been a couple cross-eyed people who come in to where i work. taking an order is so awkward. i look at their nose.
I know a guy with a disability who hates immigrants. I want to tell him dude they'll be more productive to our country than you...messed up.
You should hook her up with the Bell's palsy guy. The cross-eyed lady won't be able to distinguish the asymmetry in the guy's face, and the Bell's guy can drool all over her big hooters out of his half droopy face. After they hook up, they will leave you alone.
Ahahaahahahhaa. Hahzhhahahaaha Holy crap. HAhahhaahah. Demote me to super rookie, I cant stop laughing.
Reminds me of the Martin Lawrence bit he broke up with his crosseyed girl friend cause they could not see EYE TO EYE If it gets too distracting just look at the hooters at least you know where they pointing Rocket River Maybe the Nips and the Eyes match in direction
Another Brother knows that you've got one eye that goes that way, and one eye that goes that way. And Another Brother is just hoping that for one single, solitary second that eye that's going that way is looking at Another Brother's hand going that way. So Another Brother will slap that crooked eye straight.
Sometimes I like to tap them on the side of the head a bit to see if their weirdo eye wobbles around.
I look at them like I would look at any other person. Unfortunately, I myself am now cross-eyed. Just kidding. Those glasses with the opti-grip spawned from some movie also made me cross-eyed. They didn't work exactly like in the movie, though. They mounted a little nude picture (in my case, Jane Fonda from "Barbarella" days) inside the glasses that made you look at the center of the glasses while you are wearing them. Sure enough...I was cross-eyed in no time. Damn...I'm a bad comedian.
I once went into a department store and was waiting in line for like 30 minutes. Finally, I'm next in line, and the guy looks at the next person in the other line and says "I can help you right here." I was so mad. Until I figured out he was cross-eyed and I was looking at the wrong eye. True story.
