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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BlackSombrero, Mar 19, 2008.

  1. BlackSombrero

    BlackSombrero Member

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    Parallel To 17 Ghosts / Juvenile Problems / Buk Records

    Psych-Garage-Pop


    1. Our Love Is One In A Million (Let's Do It Forever)
    2. Faraway Cloud
    3. My Hand Is Not Sweaty
    4. Horse Ring
    5. A Number For A Letter
    6. Juvenile Problems
    7. Giant Skin
    8. Even Through Her Screams
    9. Keep This Torn
    10. International Teenage Surprise
    11. Prism of the Atlas
    12. A Walk Through The Stars
    13. Exiting the Aurora
    14. My Heart is a Jet (Don't Ever Let Me Go)
     
    #1 BlackSombrero, Mar 19, 2008
  2. Colt45

    Colt45 Member
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    Band/Album/Record Label

    Generic

    Track 1
    Track 2
    Track 3
    Track 4
    Track 5
    Track 6
    Track 7
    Track 8
    Track 9
    Track 10

    Taking Flipper's concept (and PiL's blatant rip off) one step further.
     
    #2 Colt45, Mar 19, 2008
  3. the futants

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    BAND: Whistling Slave

    FIRST ALBUM: Whistling Is Offensive

    FIRST SINGLE: "Tiny Votes"

    GENRE: Industrial Polka

    RECORD LABEL: those things still exist?
     
    #3 the futants, Mar 19, 2008
  4. bladeage

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    Captain Dance-a-lot / Shawty Shawty Shawty/ Shawty Records

    Genre: Marginally Entertaining Rap

    1. Shawty What Yo Name Iz?
    2. You Wanna be my Shawty?
    3. Now That Ur My Shawty, What Choo Wanna Do?
    4. Shawty Why U Trippin?
    5. Shawty, You my Only Shawty.
    6. Shawty Gimme One Mo' Chance
    7. Shawty Skit
    8. Its Ova Shawty
    9. Gots Me A New Shawty
    10. I'm Not Gay, My Shawty Iz!
    11. Outro
    12. Bonus Track: Shawties Everywherrrr
     
    #4 bladeage, Mar 19, 2008
  5. SwoLy-D

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    Selina y Los SwoLy-Ds / El album SwoLy-D / Discos SwoLy

    Música SwoLy-Dera

    Intro
    Una canción SwoLy
    Para ti, de SwoLy
    Nuestro Amor SwoLyto
    SwoLy soy yo
    Peenchays Celtics Poo-tohs, de SwoLy
    Cuando tu no estás SwoLy-D
    Los Roquets juegan D
    SwoLy-D, Bésame Mucho
    La Cucaracha SwoLy-ficada
    SwoLy-Outro

    :eek: "As you kno... SwoLy... is a Team Spoht. I would like to thank my teammates... for theah contribooshons... [cheers] AND MY COCHES, too!"
     
    #5 SwoLy-D, Mar 19, 2008
  6. Apollo Creed

    Apollo Creed Contributing Member

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    Wow, this is super hard for something that nets me no money or floozies.
     
    #6 Apollo Creed, Mar 19, 2008
  7. Jeremiah

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    Band: Tophats
    Album: Phrenology
    Genre: Curmudgeon

    1. Bah
    2. Get your damn dog off my lawn
    3. In my day
    4. My rumatiz
    5. Colostomy bag
    6. Matlock
    7. Original school
    8. Betty Boop was a w****
    9. You'll only get nine songs and you'll like it
     
    #7 Jeremiah, Mar 19, 2008
  8. fadeaway

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    Band: Witch's Breasts
    Album: Feel Up The B*tch
    Label: Kill Everyone Records
    Genre: True Metal


    1. Perish the Taut
    2. My Mother was a Spider (My Father was a Priest)
    3. I See Death Everywhere (Even in Your Eyes)
    4. Pitchfork
    5. Tonight.... We Feast!
    6. I Want You To (Put it in your Mouth)
    7. Drink From the Cup of Doom (That's Not Whiskey)
    8. Satan is Calling You (To Supper)
    9. The Darkness Within My Brain (Already Insane)
    10. Hail to the Goat Lord (Tender Kisses)
    11. Witch's Breasts (One Sags Lower.... All the way to Hell!)
    12. American Idol of the Damned (Aiken Burns)
    13. Evil is in Everything (Walmart)
    14. Fly With the Bloody Nine (Reindeer of Hell)
    15. Feel Up the B*tch (Before She's Dry... No Tears Left to Cry)
     
    #8 fadeaway, Mar 19, 2008
  9. yuantian

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    Band: Jita Rage
    Album: Jita Rage
    Genre: Instrumental

    Track 1: China Grove
    Track 2: Springtime
    Track 3: Tallow Tree

    Website: Jita Rage

    :D enjoy the ****ty music that i made in the last couple of weeks. :D
     
    #9 yuantian, Mar 19, 2008
  10. Dubious

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    Band: Gaia's Infection
    Album: The Meaning Of Life
    Label: Soylent Green Is Records
    Genre: Dance Punk


    1. Malthusian Theory (For Dummies)
    2. Dinosaur Karma
    3. The Old Man's Tab
    4. Green Was A Color
    5. All We Are (Brains In A Jar)
    6. Circle The Wagons
    7. China Boys (Got No One To Love)
    8. Surf City Downtown LA
    9. Hey, Big Brother (Give Me Some Room To Dance)
    10. Test Tube Baby
    11. The Thirst Is The Worst
    12. Bring It On
    13. A Mocha Almond World Of Love (A Ballad)
     
    #10 Dubious, Mar 19, 2008
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  11. moestavern19

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    Tinman and the Past Time Players / Vernon Up The Night / Clutchfan Records

    1. Vernon Maxwell Can Rail My Girlfriend
    2. Vince Young's Bicep
    3. Michael Jordan is the Antichrist
    4. My Jungle Love (Horry, Horry-O)
    5. Mario Elie Can Blow Me (a kiss)
    6. My Dreamshake (Brings All the Boys to the Yard)
    7. I'd Like to Cockfight with Carl Herrara
    8. When Alien Eyes are Smiling (The Sam Cassell Song)
    9. Mad Max abused me so I had to leave
    10. Otis Thorpe was My Rebound Guy
    11. Don't Ever Underestimate the Broken Heart of a Champion
     
    #11 moestavern19, Mar 19, 2008
  12. Apollo Creed

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    Ok, I'll give it a go

    The Hightops (70's funk band modernized)

    "School's In Session" presented by WB Records

    1. He got a bullet for a head
    2. Oh no you di'int Romeo
    3. Come on Regina
    4. Come to Big Daddy
    5. Lovita, get out of my house
    6. Cedric, get Lovita out of my house
    7. Corretta: That's a Huge b****!
    8. Sara & Sophia - We Miss You
    9. Shut up, Lydia
    10. Jazz
    11. Hip-Hop
    12. Rhythm & Blues
    13. Pager Beeps
     
    #12 Apollo Creed, Mar 19, 2008
  13. Lil Pun

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    Broomstick Gangstaz
     
    #13 Lil Pun, Mar 19, 2008
  14. finalsbound

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    Haha...these are my favorite.
     
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  15. BMoney

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    Here's mine.

    Band: Fate, the Liar
    Album: Your Expressions Say No
    Label: Smug Mac User Records
    Genre: Passive-Aggressive Sensitive White Boy Music


    1. The beige in your heart is me
    2. (Would you) Put it in your mouth (if you loved me)
    3. Prius Driving Man
    4. Cancer for the Children
    5. Rivers of Cuomo
    6. Fetal Position Blues
    7. Prozac Nation (Laura's Song)
    8. Mandolin Wind (txt me when you get home!)
    9. The way you kissed Lisa
    10. On the subway to nowhere
    11. My cubicle hates me
    12. What you don't understand!
    13. Allergies (I cough, you run)
    14. Drink the last sangria
    15. It's all gone corduroy
     
    #15 BMoney, Mar 19, 2008
  16. moestavern19

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    Fatty Fat and the Bastards
    "Swerving into your lane"
    Clutchfan Records
    Progressive AC/DC Cover band



    1. My class ring, her pearl necklace.
    2. No Officer, I Swear to Drunk I'm not God
    3. Stop or I'll text!
    4. Bacardi rhymes with Party!
    5. Breathalyze THIS!
    6. My Driver's License has been suspended longer than Pete Rose.
    7. Baby its 3 AM I must be posting
    8. But seriously... I LOVE THIS SONG
    9. What?
    10. I Don't feel very good.
    11. ISAID IN DONT FEEL BVEVRY OGOODDD!!!!!!
     
    #16 moestavern19, Mar 19, 2008
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