Lamarcus : Damn! B-Roy, with those arms so silky smooth and ripped. mmmmhmmm, can't wait to post you up in practice again. Oh ****, I should probably be trying to get this rebound.
Roy: "Gimme that jersey, Carl! I should have been a Houston Rocket!" LA: "No! Don't leave me, Brandon!" *as he tries to separate them*
The Houston Rockets' Carl Landry (14) commits a flagrant foul on Portland's Brandon Roy (left) during the second half of Game 5 of a first-round NBA basketball playoff series in Portland, Ore., Tuesday, April 28, 2009. Landry was also called for simultaneous fouls on Lamarcus Aldridge (12) and Steve Blake (not pictured) on the same play, making this the first triple foul in NBA history. (AP Photo)
BR: time to pinch those t*** LA: damn they sure look pointy...... CL"ARGH MY TITTIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS