"You know, we're just gonna play hard, and um give a 100%, and um, whatever happens happens, because um, that's really all you can do, and um we have a good clubhouse, and um we have a really good group of guys and um so we're just gonna play hard, and um let the chips fall where they may." I mean really does the guy think anything else.
People thought Craig Biggio was a nice guy. When he buried Jeff Kent up to his eyeballs in the outfield for taking his spot at second base, people found out that was just an act. Now other second basemen don't want to play for the Astros anymore.
"Hmmm. This probably looks bad to the fans, sitting out here in the outfield during a live game. I wonder if I should at least attempt to look interested and motivated. Maybe... just maybe... a ball might be hit my way. " "Awww, who am I kidding? It's just the Pirates..." ------- or ------- Craig Biggio, to the amusement of his teammates, does his best Derek Bell impersonation and goes into Operation: Shutdown.
Astro fans agreed, Biggio's rendition of the center field "flagpole" did make spring training more realistic.
In the world of National League grass, a great celebration begins, as the end of the Daryl Warde era is over. "It was brutal" said the Dodger Stadium left field grass "The Long Shadow of Darkness is finally gone" Shea Stadium Left Field "He was a weapon of mass destruction" Wrigley "We buried 30,000 of our own last year during stretching excercises alone." -Enron Field
"With new random drug testing rules, players like Craig Biggio (seen here) are being asked to give urine samples in their gloves." -or- "I knew I shouldn't have used cornstarch on these sweatpants."
"I wish Drayton would switch our uniforms to cotton. Cotton 'breathes' so much better than polyester" PS - that is an inside joke for all you George Costanza fans out there
