Dallas Cowboys are worst team in football ! Dallas Cowboys football practice was delayed on Wednesday for nearly two hours at Valley Ranch. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room happened to look down and notice suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Dave Campo immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again. this made me smile. i got if in an e-mail from a friend
OK kids, this is proof that if you are gonna read the hangout only sometimes and sporaticly than you shouldnt go posting anyting you get in E-mail.
No way, man! Post email jokes because I'm sure several people missed that first posting. It's just tradition to bust people for a repeat thread...
What I should do is post MAXIM jokes. although im sure many read the mag, there are plenty that dont oh, and i know the tradition. damn benn involved in it myself. the thing is that I realized i should read this forum more. i kinda stopped because the debates were making me look crazier thani actually am. i get so easily riled up into debate mode and it usually not warented anyhoo
Dallas Cowboy Jokes 1. What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?........A huddle. 2. Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?......The police. 3. Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?...It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons. 4. Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a team mate having sex. 5. I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine. 6. The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass". 7. The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor. 8. The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions. 9. The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran 10. How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? Studying the Miranda Rights.
Funny stuff. I got another, 5 RINGS, 8-time NFC champions, AMERICA'S TEAM, the rest still follow. Long live the Crackwagon!!!
