I got this from Lady Maret: I BORN --- I BLACK This was written by a black guy in Texas.......so funny.....what a great sense of humor!! When I born, I black. When I grow up, I black. When I go in sun, I black. When I cold, I black. When I scared, I black. When I sick, I black. And when I die, I still black. You white folks...... When you born, you pink. When you grow up, you white. When you go in sun, you red. When you cold, you blue. When you scared, you yellow. When you sick, you green. When you bruised you purple. And when you die, you gray. So who you callin' colored?
Actually when Black babies are born, they look about the same as White babies. Just wanted to throw that in to screw things up.