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Coop took my job!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Another Brother, Nov 17, 2003.

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  1. Another Brother

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    UGGGGHHHH Man (woman) on the street! Fan interaction, spontaneous reaction, engaging banter is what I was born for! In her defense she looks a lot more natural than she has all year, and the role seems to fit more than her in studio work.

    However I still would have loved THAT job!:D
     
  2. FishBulb913

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    u should take it back shes horrible
     
  3. SLA

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    Hmm..why don't you contact the Rockets about it? :)

    I enjoyed watching it sortof...Coop still make some mistakes but I never disliked her reporting.

    It was pretty interactive...

    You should take her job!

    Maybe videotape you doing it...and show it to the Rockets..
     
  4. Another Brother

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    I submitted to no avail, they are really busy over there.
     
  5. AroundTheWorld

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    So - what qualifies you for the job. Submit your application here.
     
  6. Another Brother

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    I'm still working on you a black girlfriend, one thing at a time my friend.:)
     
  7. AroundTheWorld

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    Damn, you really read my posts :D.
     
  8. AroundTheWorld

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    But not Coop!!!!! Thanks! ;)
     
  9. Another Brother

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    How bout Calvin?:rolleyes:
     
  10. AroundTheWorld

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    How bout Tyra or Janet or Tracy Bingham!
     
  11. Drewdog

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    Id sign the petition AB.......

    :D
     
  12. Mr. Mooch

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    Is Beyoncé available?
     
  13. AroundTheWorld

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    I'd take Kelly Rowland, too.
     
  14. KALIKULI

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    Now we're talkin'!
     
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    I think....you know......i think Cooper....Coop...just.....just SUCKS.


    It takers her like a minute to complete one sentence. Isiah Thomas and Timmy Hardaway were better then her.
     
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    Did anyone see during the halftime show when they asked the question about realignment?

    She was like uuuuuuhhhh....i'll let Bill and Calvin handle that.

    It is seriously PAINFUL to watch her. I never thought i'd miss Lisa Malosky!
     
  17. TECH

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    Put a wig on, stuff your booty with cotton bags, and try again! :p
     
  18. giddyup

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    Dennis Miller ruined it for you...
     
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    I like to call her Cynthia Pooper.

    Get it? It rhymes with her last name, Cooper, but it says "Pooper!"

    That's funny!

    Mostly it's just me sitting alone talking to the television.

    TV with Cynthia Pooper on: "Well Jeff, yes that's right, I had a chance to talk with and sit down to talk with Mike Wilks and he's very happy to be here and you will see that he is happy when you see me sitting down to talk with Mike Wilks during...."

    Me sitting in front of the TV: "Cynthia Pooper is the bestest commentator ever in the world! She should have Jeff Haggallagadorfenmeyer's job too! I could listen to Cynthia Pooper all day long! I hope I haven't run out of Vicodin!"

    Because it rhymes with her last name! Get it? That's funny!
     
  20. themocitydon

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    am i the only person who thinks cynthia cooper is hot? i would love to have mad sex with her in an instant.
     

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