You really can't beat that one. Both his face and his 'dong' are bony, I guess, if the name is accurate.
Pops Mensah-Bonsu Didier Ilunga-Mbenga Bostjan Nachbar Sarunas Jasikevicius The first 2 are pretty long. Both from Mavs.
Defnitely God Shammgod Bob McAdoo - sounds pretty cool Larry Hughes - reminds me of Langston Hughes the poet guy LeBron is a really cool unique name Francisco Garcia - sounds like a p*rn star Jacque Vaughn - You'd think this guy's a big frenchy but he's black? Roger Mason Jr. - Sounds like the typical loser kid at your school MIKE JAMES Biatch
Kareem Abdul Jabbar Earl "The Pearl" Monroe Darryl Dawkins Rodrick Rhodes Anfernee Hardaway Nate Thurmond Artis Gilmore
Definitely... Ruben Boumtje Boumtje is unquestionably the coolest NBA name ever. I mean, come on... you know you want it!
You know in the Middle East there are names that begin with "the". Rare but still. Imagine your name was the same but with "the" at the beginning. BTW, that Chappelle clip is HILARIOUS, lol!
some of my personal favorites Boniface N'Dong Pops Mensah-Bonsu God Shammgod I think the coolest name in the NBA is Stephon Marbury. It just sounds like a baller.