I found this today. It's the best web-based translator that I've found so far, and it has a really slick interface. http://nicetranslator.com/
It's decent, as long as you use perfect capitalization, punctuation, grammar, etc. "i love you" (Incorrect, yes I know, SwoLy) in English translates into "i love you" in German. But, when I capitalize the I, it magically translates into "Ich liebe dich" in German. However, in German to English translation, it did not matter whether or not I capitalized anything.
Wow. It even gets colloquial terms appropriately. It's fine, Ms. meggo, really. I understand. See, now... that's... well, that's just... my goodness, sir, you sure make great use of your time.
The Russian on this is pretty impressive. It seems to handle the declensions properly, and it even picked the correct noun based on how I am using it.
I got it to work.. I think I just found out what to put on my next poster at the games. "T-mac attack the damn basket" Arabic تي لجنة الهدنة العسكرية مهاجمة اللعنة سلة Bulgarian T-Mac атака проклетото кошница Catalan T-mac atac de la maleïda cistella Chinese 麦迪攻击该死的篮子 Czech T-mac útok zatracený koš Croatian T-mac napada i osuditi košarica Danish T-mac angribe Damn kurv Dutch T-mac aanval die verdomde mand English T-mac attack the damn basket Filipino T-mac atake ng diyablo basket Finnish T-MAC-iskun se pirun ostoskoriin French T-Mac attaque le panier damn German T-Mac Angriff der verdammt Warenkorb legen Greek T-Mac επίθεση το καταραμένο καλάθι Indonesian T-mac yang mengutuk serangan keranjang Hindi T-मैक हमले की निन्दा की टोकरी