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Constitution Day

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SwoLy-D, Sep 17, 2009.

  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    Happy Birthday, Constitution of the United States of America! :eek:

    Read'em and weep, KING:
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    "In order to form a more perfect Union" ?? "More Perfect" always makes me cringe. :eek:

    Speaking of The Constitution:
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    Michael: Hello ladies. Who here is a history buff? Who's a fan of buff naked? Without further ado, the one, the only, the sexy Mr. Benjamin Franklin.
    Ben Franklin: Thank you for that introduction, Mr. Scott, and good afternoon fine gentlewomen of Dunder Mifflin.
    Michael: Half pants, right Mr. Franklin?
    Ben Franklin: Knickers in fact, yes!
    Michael: He's in his knickers. Mr. Franklin, I would say you are probably one of the sexiest presidents ever.
    Ben Franklin: Well, actually, I never was president.
    Michael: Yes, but, Ben Franklin was.
    Ben Franklin: Ah. I'm here to teach you a little bit about my life and the era of the founding fathers.
    Michael: And when they came over on the Mayflower. Bow chicka bow.
    Meredith: Wait, this is the entertainment?
    Michael: Yeah, alright, so I want you to give him your undivided attention and Mr. Franklin, if any of these ladies misbehave I give you permission to spank them. Especially that one. [Points to Phyllis]

    TONIGHT!

    Who wants to drink a SAM ADAMS now? :p
     
  2. MoonDogg

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    I want to spank Phyllis first.
     
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    What would you prefer, Swoly? "Perfectererer?"

    The phrase "more perfect" is correct.



    And what do you really care? Are you not from Mexico or something? :confused:
     
  5. Dairy Ashford

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    Um, the United States was already fully independent for three years (1784) when the Consitution was written (1787). The Declaration, Surrender at Yorktown or Treaty of Paris would have been a more accurate time to taunt the King.
     
  6. Pushkin

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    I think the problem is that "perfect" is an absolute. You are either perfect or you are not. I would be proper to say closer to perfect, but "more perfect" is not proper grammar.
     
  7. IROC it

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    Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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