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Considering starting an OnlyFans to fix my open bite.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by jacoby, Feb 2, 2021.

  1. jacoby

    jacoby Member

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    I just got quoted at $37,500 for the dental work that I need to fix my open bite. I already had braces and Invisalign and the problem still persists, so I'm going to need surgery to fully correct the problem.

    I don't have anywhere near that kind of money, so I've been mulling over my income options and I figured Onlyfans is a more lucrative, less-risky way to earn income compared to street pharmacy.

    I need to raise almost 40 grand for this procedure and I'm hoping that some of you guys can help me out by subscribing when I set everything up. If you have any advice or preferences feel free to share. I'm not into pegging but that's where the money seems to be.
     
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  2. Haymitch

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    Sell your Tesla as a way to get started

     
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    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Have you gone for a second opinion?
     
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    Is it bone on bone?
     
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    I don't know that that's a good idea. @Jontro
     
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    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    that will be on his only fans. maybe some crossing of swords too.

    Not my cup of tea but maybe he has an audience out there.
     
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  9. jacoby

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    Well my regular dentist saw my bite and saw the misalignment, told me that surgery would probably be likely, and then the ortho I was at today scanned and x-rayed me and said the bite could be narrowed with Invisalign but surgery will be needed to get all the teeth touching which is what I'm aiming for.
     
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    Have you?
     
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    Have you gone to a provider outside of NYC? Drive an hour or two, save $$$

    Conversely, you could get a new job with insurance that would pay for it.
     
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    The answer is Monterrey, Mexico.
     
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    Or Medellin, Colombia. They probably will throw in a fake booty surgery for free.
     
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    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Had to google “pegging.” I can’t really offer any helpful advice.
     
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    Prepare anus?
     
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    Oh, it's prepared.... 40 grands worth, prepared.
     
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    Hope he bought some costumes. That's the big thing right now
     
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    Millennial term for 'I want my GF to **** me in the *ss with a strap-on'

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    You know, @jacoby , based on your previous threads, your life has been pretty much leading up to being a p*rn star. Interested in drugs? p*rn star. Can't bust a nut without p*rn? p*rn star!!! Need to capitalize on your open bite? p*rn. Star. Aversion to meat but loves animals? Kinky p*rn star.
     
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