Conjoined twins and a potential baby. So many Questions???

Conjoined twins Abby and Brittany Hensel break silence after being seen with baby.

Ok, I don't even know where to start.
Abby and Brittany Hansel are conjoined twins. Abby got married in.2022. So here is where my mind begins to spin out of control and maybe some of you that are brighter than I can help answer some of the questions I have.
Shall we begin?

1. I like almost all on this board never waited until marriage to engage in sex with my partner. Problem is there are two ladies sharing the same vagina. Who feels the stimulation if the fellow is engaging in some lickity lick.
2. Bro wants his lady to return the favor. Sure his wife is ready to reciprocate. Dude is looking down at his wife going to town, and he sees another head bobbing, but the head is turned a different way. Your wife is being a good wife and the sister is staring at your face while all this is happening.
3. Things really kicking off now, you decide it's a great time for her to go cowgirl on you, again they share a vagina. You are doing all that you can to maintain your focus, but you look to see if you are giving pleasure to your wife while she is riding you and you see two faces making that sex face.
4. So, you are a better man than I, and you are getting to the point where it's time to unload some baby batter, she or the sister she shared that va-jay-jay with does not want any children, at this time so you decide a pearl necklace is the way to go. So, you give her your goodies right where it needs to go but half of it whitewashes the sister you are not married to. How does that go over?

Don't even get me started on anal.

I need to know more. Please enlighten me.
This ought to be fun.