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[CNN] Jacko Rushed to Hospital

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Colt45, Feb 15, 2005.

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  1. Colt45

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    http://www.cnn.com/

    Breaking News, no details. He was on his way to court and got sick.

    Suicide attempt?
     
  2. NJRocket

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    must have needed a jesus juice enema...nice publicity stunt
     
  3. ChenZhen

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    I say his nose fell off.
     
  4. NJRocket

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    it didnt fall off...it got stuck in an 8 year old ass
     
  5. mc mark

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    Stay tuned for the next episode of “Hey everybody! Watch me!”
     
  6. whag00

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    ruthless...but funny
     
  7. Jeff

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    Couldn't have said it better myself. All he needs is a white Bronco and he's in business.
     
  8. NJRocket

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    False alarm....he had to make a pit stop at the CHILDREN'S hospital....carry on.;)
     
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    All my siblings were born at that hospital.
     
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    Gee I hope he's ok ...
     
  12. Lil Pun

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    He has the flu.
     
  13. NJRocket

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    Must have contracted it while in Japan from Sum Yung Boi
     
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    can't be worse than MoTay's.
     
  15. 3814

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    it's easy to get sick from old hamburgers - i heard he puts 46 year old meat in 10 year old buns.
     
  16. bobmarley

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    time out
     
  17. Harrisment

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    :eek:
     
  18. NJRocket

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    game over.....winner
     
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    Mmmmmmmm my question is does it take a sick perv to even think of something like that.............
     
  20. 3814

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    my 11 year cousin told me a joke along those lines...not sure if he's a pervert...but i couldn't stop laughin.
     

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