This idea may seem pretty silly, but I was playing around with a game called Legends of Boxing (http://legendsofboxing.tabletop-sports.com/lob_home.htm) and I thought it would amusing to try it out with some of BBS folks as the boxers. I rated the boxers about evenly, so no one has a great advantage. To start things, here's a battle royale between RMT (trained by Kinky Friedman) and RM95 (trained by Dave Mathews). RocketMan Tex vs. RocketMan95 8 Rounds JUDGES Guillermo Ajon Kazunobu Asao Juple Limahelu REFEREE Mills Lane Round 1 0:12 RocketMan Tex : Good Uppercut 0:26 RocketMan Tex : Good Combination 0:49 RocketMan Tex : Good Combination 1:09 RocketMan Tex : Good Combination 1:25 RocketMan Tex : Good Combination 1:46 RocketMan Tex : Cross Dodged 2:19 RocketMan Tex : Good Cross 2:32 RocketMan Tex : Good Hook 2:57 An Even Flurry Solid Punches By Both! Round 2 0:03 RocketMan95 : Solid Uppercut 0:26 RocketMan95 : Short Cross-Dodged Counter 0:55 RocketMan95 : Combination Missed 1:20 RocketMan95 : Good Hook-Body 1:32 RocketMan Tex : Big Combination Knockdown Chance RocketMan95 is knocked down! 1:41 RocketMan95 : Good Combination-Body 2:14 RocketMan95 : Good Hook-Body 2:36 Foul Check RocketMan95 Incidental Contact No Foul 2:52 RocketMan95 : Hook Ducked Round 3 0:15 RocketMan95 : Good Straight Punch 0:38 RocketMan Tex : Good Cross 0:55 RocketMan Tex : Combination-Scored Counter 1:05 RocketMan95 : Hook Ducked 1:31 RocketMan Tex : Hook Ducked 1:57 RocketMan95 : Good Uppercut 2:02 Foul Check RocketMan95 Incidental Contact No Foul 2:27 RocketMan Tex : Cross Dodged 2:56 RocketMan95 : Hook Missed Round 4 0:12 RocketMan95 : Good Hook 0:30 RocketMan Tex : Good Hook 0:48 Clinch Mills Lane Seperates Fighters 1:04 RocketMan Tex : Good Combination Cut Chance RocketMan95 : No Cut 1:27 RocketMan Tex : Good Straight Punch 2:00 RocketMan95 : Good Straight Punch 2:13 Clinch - Mills Lane Seperates Fighters 2:38 RocketMan Tex : Good Hook 2:53 Foul Check RocketMan95 Marginal Foul Round 5 0:03 RocketMan95 : Good Combination 0:35 RocketMan95 : Combination Blocked 0:45 RocketMan95 : Good Cross 1:17 RocketMan95 : Good Hook 1:37 RocketMan95 : Good Combination 1:55 RocketMan95 : Good Hook Cut Chance RocketMan Tex : No Cut 2:08 RocketMan95 : Good Cross 2:37 Foul Check RocketMan95 Marginal Foul 2:55 RocketMan95 : Good Hook Round 6 0:08 RocketMan Tex : Big Cross Knockdown Chance No Knockdown l 0:28 RocketMan Tex : Good Combination 1:00 RocketMan95 : Good Uppercut 1:09 RocketMan Tex : Uppercut Dodged 1:35 Foul Check RocketMan Tex Marginal Foul 1:56 RocketMan Tex : Good Straight Punch 2:03 RocketMan95 : Solid Hook 2:36 RocketMan Tex : Solid Cross 2:46 Clinch Mills Lane Seperates Fighters Round 7 0:03 RocketMan Tex : Good Combination 0:24 RocketMan95 : Solid Hook Cut Chance RocketMan Tex : No Cut 0:54 An Even Flurry Solid Punches By Both! 1:04 RocketMan Tex : Good Combination RocketMan95 : Major Swelling: Right Eye 1:25 RocketMan95 : Good Combination 1:57 RocketMan95 : Cross Dodged 2:03 RocketMan Tex : Good Cross 2:25 Foul Check RocketMan Tex Incidental Contact No Foul 2:58 RocketMan Tex : Solid Straight Punch Round 8 0:05 RocketMan95 : Good Hook Cut Chance -> RocketMan Tex : No Cut 0:38 RocketMan95 : Uppercut-Body Blocked 0:56 Clinch Mills Lane Seperates Fighters 1:12 RocketMan Tex : Good Hook 1:22 RocketMan Tex : Good Combination 1:57 RocketMan95 : Short Cross-Dodged Counter RocketMan Tex : Solid Body-Head Combo 2:17 An Even Exchange Glancing Blows 2:36 RocketMan Tex : Solid Combination Cut Chance - >RocketMan95 : No Cut 2:49 RocketMan Tex : Solid Combination And the decision: Guillermo Ajon scores the fight 77-74....RocketMan Tex . Kazunobu Asao scores the fight 78-74....RocketMan Tex . Juple Limahelu scores the fight 78-74....RocketMan Tex . The winner by unanimous decision is...RocketMan Tex ! STATISTICS Punch Points RocketMan Tex - 44 RocketMan95 - 28 Foul Points RocketMan Tex - 1 RocketMan95 - 2 TKO Points RocketMan Tex - 1 RocketMan95 - 5 Cut Points RocketMan Tex - 0 RocketMan95 - 2 Knockdowns Scored RocketMan Tex - 1 RocketMan95 - 0 Judges Scoring Guillermo Ajon: 77-74 (RocketMan Tex ) Kazunobu Asao: 78-74 (RocketMan Tex ) Juple Limahelu: 78-74 (RocketMan Tex )
That's pretty funny. It looks like for the most part that only one boxer gets to perform actions in a given round. Except for the one round where it was mostly RMTEX and RM95 through one hook, I think.
some where god just killed a kitten the terrorist won and I'm one step closer to dropping off the grid
Hey...lots of threads in the hangout less entertaining than this...I know I have posted several of them...including my most recent 1 responce Greatest Hit, "Am I a Luddite" So anyway gwayneco comes out with a non partisan thread that doesn't even mention Islam. And we jump on him with both feet. This is the kind of thing that leads to more threads like "Still yet another Democrat supporting the troops, Part 6, The Sequel"
In real life, RM95 would kick the shizznit out of me. He's taller, younger, has a huge reach advantage and is way more sober than I am. Since I train on the "one-and-one" regimen (i.e. one six pack of beer and one pack of cigarettes a day), I do believe RM95 would win rather easily.
Yep, please give us another one of your "I got my license suspended" or "where can I get a good cheeseburger" threads. Them's is high class literature.
Of course I will. You know I will always take a dive for the short-end money. All musicians work the tip jar, ya know!
Hope to see you out tonight. I've got to see exactly what I've got going on (friend coming in town), but it sounds like we'll be out there tonight.
Right on. The place is on FM 359, across the street and down 1/4 mile from the Swinging Door. We'll be starting around 8:30PM, and there will be a whole lotta drunkards there tonight....onstage and off!
