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Clutch The Bear Mascot auditions

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by JoseRios, Aug 18, 2016.

  1. JoseRios

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    Hey guys. I was wondering if any of you are going to the clutch auditions on Saturday. I'll be there as well, but I'm getting a lot of jitters. How do you guys feel about auditions and what do you expect?
     
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    If I were you I'd wear diapers. Never know how they'll try to test you.
     
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    Bring cakes. Smash them into anyone you see. You win.
     
  4. JoseRios

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    Already prepared for the worst. Only fear I have is that I don't get through the first round
     
  5. JoseRios

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    Great idea, but I just might bring some silly string to cause less trouble haha
     
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    freemaniam 我是自由人

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    I hear the judges are very detail-oriented. To wow them over, bring an attachable furry grey bear dong since the mascot suit isn't anatomically correct.
     
  8. JoseRios

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    Haha!
     
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    Dankstronaut Way, way out here.
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    How to really win:

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    What's the yearly salary?
     
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    they should give it to RocketGirl
     
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    You can't do it unless you do the tummy shimmy
     
  13. JoseRios

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    I don't know and I don't care! Even if it's the minimum wage, I'll take the job! This job was made for me
     
  14. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    From what I hear, now that he is out of a job, Bill Worrell will be auditioning.
     
  15. JoseRios

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    Probably will wear a shirt that says "cold blooded Ariza for athreeza!" Haha
     
  16. JoseRios

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    Honestly she is the Rockets' #1 fan in my opinion.
     
  17. BigggReddd

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    Besides me
     
  18. JoseRios

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    And also me,of course
     
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    And me too
     
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    I once had a connection that told me that the man behind Clutch was one of the highest earning mascots in sports, mostly due to income from personal appearances, not salary. Made over six figures IIRC.
     

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