Clutch the beat is married... ...to a blonde powerdancer Miss June or July on the Calendar. Anyone got a scan? This is now officially the first time I have ever been envious of dude.
wasn't it Clutch(the bear) that pretended to take a dump on the court a few years ago? whatever works i guess.
does clutch like make a lot of money? because i dont see how a fine cheerleader like that would go for a mascot, when there are a lot of other ppl that would want her...
She probably likes guys that make her laugh. That means that I still have a shot of a dating a powerdancer some day. Now it's just a matter of bumping into one, randomly of course
Did any of you hear him on 610 tonight? The guy is very funny. He told some story of how he pissed his suit one day leaving an appearance because he had drank too much Gatorade. I've heard he makes very good money mostly because of all the appearances he makes.
Clutch is one of the funniest human beings I've ever met. The guy is an absolute freakin' riot and he has some unreal funny stories to tell like him, Calvin and Shaq in the locker room. Damn, I've said too much. You are right. He does make very good money from appearances. I remember him saying once that he would sometimes do 10 to 15 appearances on a single weekend. Incidentally, here's Mrs JB and me with him back in 2000.
Jeff you look like a total hippie, you must be cool. And Mrs. JB is pretty hot. What a cute couple, and IT'S ALMOST VALENTINES DAY...
Yeah, I always thought Mrs. JB was just Jeff's alterego who wore ladies underwear.... who would've thought that married people would hang out here?
OK, time you kids knew the truth. When you're married, sure, you get regular [benefits], but you'll gradually have less and less of a life. Not that you don't want one, but you always have to check with someone else before making plans, and others tend to put you in the "married people, retired from social life" category. (plus, if your friends are of the opposite sex, that's one less reason they have to hang out with you now) And, when you do get out, you realize that you've spent so long with one person that you may or may not be able to function as well in normal society anymore. Before you know it, here you are posting on the bbs, including Friday and Saturday nights. (and most of the females now seem to be here because their husbands spent so much time in here anyway, and they were getting bored... ) For some reason, Jeff looks exactly like I thought he would.
I said the same things before I met Clutch and now I get it. Dude is funny and has amazing presence even without the costume.
a bit off subject but...and nothing to do with Clutch's the Bear's wife, but does anyone know how I can invite a certain favorite powerdancer to my art show?! A main "powerdancer address" or something?
