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Clutch Bear: Our own David Blaine?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Asspirin, Apr 5, 2004.

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  1. Asspirin

    Asspirin Member

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    April 5 - Clutch "The Rockets Bear" has established a campsite at Toyota Center on a second floor balcony to show his support as his favorite team vies for an NBA playoff spot. Confident that the Rockets will accomplish the task, Clutch is vowing to eat and play on the balcony 24 hours a day, seven days a week come rain, shine or dark of night until the team clinches a playoff spot.
     
    #1 Asspirin, Apr 5, 2004
  2. yipengzhao

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    So he gets to eat and sleep? That's not nearly as impressive as the tower of London schtick.
     
    #2 yipengzhao, Apr 5, 2004
  3. ron413

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    Man, that is one unlucky intern.
     
    #3 ron413, Apr 5, 2004
  4. elisabin

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    Please, Rocktes help the Clutch Bear.
     
    #4 elisabin, Apr 5, 2004
  5. nyquil82

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    what about time with his wife? do we get to see that too? with a wife like clutch's, im going to call hoax on this and say a woman is in there.
     
    #5 nyquil82, Apr 5, 2004
  6. Dave2000

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    Ha, I saw him when I dropped out tixs for my friend at Will Call for tonight's Raw. Waved and said hi to him.
     
    #6 Dave2000, Apr 5, 2004
  7. LegendZ3

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    So Susie is all alone at home ay~~ ;)
     
    #7 LegendZ3, Apr 5, 2004
  8. Uncle_Tim

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    I wonder who the stunt double is. I bet he doesn't have a colostamy in that costume.
     
    #8 Uncle_Tim, Apr 5, 2004
  9. Uncle_Tim

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    there was supposed to be a "bag" somewhere in there, but I think it jumped out.
     
    #9 Uncle_Tim, Apr 5, 2004
  10. rvpals

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    I really admire Clutch the bear's dedication and loyalty.

    Rockets will make the playoff.
     
    #10 rvpals, Apr 5, 2004
  11. Rule0001

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    man, our administrator here is truly a great guy

    c-ya when you get back clutch

    we'll take care of the board for ya!
     
    #11 Rule0001, Apr 5, 2004
  12. London'sBurning

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    Just thinking how much it'd suck if the Rockets don't make the playoffs this year. Technically he'd have to wait an offseason then another full 82 game season of hoping the Rockets advance in the playoffs next year. :p Pretty safe bet they will make it though :D
     
    #12 London'sBurning, Apr 5, 2004
  13. JoeBarelyCares

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    I'm Clutch Bear, yes, I'm the real Bear,
    all you other Clutch Bears are just imitating
    so won't the real Clutch Bear please stand up, please stand up . . .
     
    #13 JoeBarelyCares, Apr 6, 2004
  14. AMS

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    OMG, those mascot suits are hot and get real smelly... I was in one for a few basketball games, IT SUCKED for 2 hours, it will be worse, a lot worse... damn

    GOOD LUCK CLUTCH
     
    #14 AMS, Apr 6, 2004
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    Props to Clutch the Bear!
     
    #15 mirror_image, Apr 6, 2004
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    Man, it's going to be a loooong offseason for Clutch ;)
     
    #16 AGBee, Apr 6, 2004
  17. Uprising

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    funny, I was thinking they would substitute him for a statue (plastic) of him.
     
    #17 Uprising, Apr 6, 2004
  18. Samar

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    Man the way the rockets been playing.....Clutch better plan out an escape to Mexico during the offseason
     
    #18 Samar, Apr 6, 2004
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    "eat and play"?

    i sure hope he's got a GBA or something up there, or else it's gonna be boring!
     
    #19 yipengzhao, Apr 6, 2004
  20. Deckard

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    Good on you, Bear!
    Uh, so how do you do your "business"?? On second thought, I don't wanna know. :eek:
     
    #20 Deckard, Apr 6, 2004
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