HEY HEY HEY KIDS!!!!!!!! Isn't it great to be such an uber-elite technological subculture that we even get to have our own sham of an award show just to shower undeserved praise upon those who we despise? Wellllllllllllllll It's that time of the year again where we all get to kiss somebody's else's ass. ISN'T IT SO FREAKING GREAT!?!?!? <---- way happier than I really am. once again, here are last year's winners after I once again rigged the voting. hahaha http://bbs2.clutchcity.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=57842 And to keep things interesting (or actually more boring) we've added 2 new categories this year. 5th Annual Clutch Awards Poster of the Year - Best Rockets Forum Poster - Best Hangout Forum Poster - Rookie of the Year - Funniest Poster - Admin of the Year - Female Poster of the Year - Best Yao-Only Fan - Most Underrated Poster - Thread of the Year - Most Improved Poster - Best Info Source - Best Non-Rocket Fan Poster - Best Signature - Post your choices below... and whenever I am bored to tears and feel my life is no longer meaningful I will somehow find a way to count all your votes and create an official ballot. Then you shall be forced to again kiss even more ass than you did before. And by all means if you think this is too many choices go ahead and only vote for the ones you give half a **** about because I certainly don't have time to read your lame-ass explanations anyway. Now Let the FUN commence!
Poster of the Year - mrpaige Best Rockets Forum Poster - Sane Best Hangout Forum Poster - The King... Rocketman95 Rookie of the Year - adeelsiddiqui Funniest Poster - Trader_Jorge Admin of the Year - keeley cuz teh d00d pwns j00 LOL! (Clutch broke my heart with the shut-down prank) Female Poster of the Year - ISABEL ROCKS (do you have a younger sister?) Best Yao-Only Fan - Yetti Most Underrated Poster - IROC It Thread of the Year - "Lindsay Lohan" followed closely by mrdave's "Chat" Most Improved Poster - yipengzhao Best Info Source - Doc Rocket Best Non-Rocket Fan Poster - Nuggets4 Best Signature - HAYJON02
I can't fill out all these categories. but... Rookie of the Year definately goes to "Clutchfan," he keeps it real on the rocket chats. Since you don't have a chat poster, Clutchfan needs to go into this category as rookie of the year. No doubt adelesquii is good though. Poster of the Year is Sam Fisher for making the great bet. It's not that I don't like A-Train, it's that sombeody has to go against the negativity that true Rocket fans face. We need more fans that believe rather than fans that believe in criticizing. Most Improved Poster... Some reason I had a bad impression of Uprising.... but I love the guy now. He doesn't quit and he's what a Rocket fan should be... screw the fairwether fans. I definately relate to Uprising in this sense. Gotta love the guy. And Non-Rocket fan poster definately goes to NuggetsFan. The guy brings enthusiasm and fairness to his posts. Both good qualities. Although MemphisX is classy, he usually doesn't make informative posts. I wish he would stop coming to chastise and start coming to post. Thread of the Year is the Rockets Game Thread for Christmas day Rockets v. Lakers, which NOT coincidentally, was the best game of the year. Either that, or the Moochie was traded sticky. If there was a D&D Forum award, (it would be pretty controversial). but there is no doubt that Macbeth deserves this award because he puts people in their place without having to convince people by saying "Exposed" And... I dont know what else... Sam Fisher is pretty cool too.
Poster of the Year - Ima Drummer 2K (very well rounded and hilarious) Best Rockets Forum Poster - Sam Fisher (voice of reason) Best Hangout Forum Poster - Jeff Rookie of the Year - Undecided Funniest Poster - Trader_Jorge (whether its an act or not ........) Admin of the Year - DoD Female Poster of the Year - MeggoLeggo and Isabel (tie) Best Yao-Only Fan - Yetti/Prelen (tie) Most Underrated Poster - Drapg Thread of the Year - Christmas Day win over the Lakers Most Improved Poster - Bobrek (I love his Astros stuff) Best Info Source - Doc Rocket Best Non-Rocket Fan Poster - Nuggets4 Best Signature - VesceSux (just cause I want to see him one something at least once )
Poster of the Year - Tim Best Rockets Forum Poster - Doc Rocket Best Hangout Forum Poster - tonaaayyyy Rookie of the Year - annthuyn Funniest Poster - chicken boy Admin of the Year - Jeff Female Poster of the Year - annthuyn Best Yao-Only Fan - ? Most Underrated Poster - Tonaaayyyy Thread of the Year - Tonaaayyyy is sooo hot Most Improved Poster - Tonaaayyyy Best Info Source - Doc Rocket Best Non-Rocket Fan Poster - NYC something something Best Signature - Tonaaayyyy Best Looking Poster on the planet - Tonaaayyyy
Poster of the Year - RM95 Best Rockets Forum Poster - Doc Rocket Best Hangout Forum Poster - drapg Funniest Poster - B-Bob Admin of the Year - Jeff Female Poster of the Year - Isabel Best Yao-Only Fan - Yao Ming Thread of the Year - Dump. Most Improved Poster - Trader Jorge Best Info Source - Clutch
Poster of the Year - Rocketman95 Best Rockets Forum Poster - Deuce Best Hangout Forum Poster - codell Rookie of the Year - not sure - who are the choices? Funniest Poster - B-Bob Admin of the Year - keeley (for the Styx forum alone) Female Poster of the Year - Isabel Best Yao-Only Fan - Yetti Most Underrated Poster - DVauthrin Thread of the Year - the Lindsay Lohan one (duh!) Most Improved Poster - can't decide Best Info Source - Doc Rocket Best Non-Rocket Fan Poster - Nuggets4 Best Signature - RocketmanTex (simply because he has never changed his since he has been here)
Is San Diego farther south than Brownsville? Poster of the Year - Buck Turgidson Best Rockets Forum Poster - GATER Best Hangout Forum Poster - Manny Ramirez Rookie of the Year - RocketManJosh Funniest Poster - B-Bob (I'm picking non-professionals here) Admin of the Year - keeley Female Poster of the Year - Isabel (ees a close second) Best Yao-Only Fan - who freakin' cares? Most Underrated Poster - bobrek Thread of the Year - Lindsay Lohan! Most Improved Poster - ROXRAN Best Info Source - aelliott or GATER Best Non-Rocket Fan Poster - mrpaige Best Signature - RocketmanTex, if for no other reason than he's had it forever
Poster of the Year - Rockets2K Best Rockets Forum Poster - Tim Best Hangout Forum Poster - B-Bob Funniest Poster - Kam Admin of the Year - Jeff Female Poster of the Year - Isabel Most Underrated Poster - Deckard Thread of the Year - The one about getting into a fight on Monday... Best Info Source - aelliot Best Non-Rocket Fan Poster - Nuggets4 Best Signature - Whoever it was that has/had "Nice marmot."
Poster of the Year - Rockets2K Best Rockets Forum Poster - DaDakota Best Hangout Forum Poster - Oski2005 Funniest Poster - HAYJON02 Admin of the Year - Jeff Female Poster of the Year - Isabel Most Underrated Poster - Chance (he tries!) Thread of the Year - I'm partial toward the Linday Lohan thread.. or anything with Alizee in it.. Best Info Source - DocRocket Best Non-Rocket Fan Poster - MemphisX (keeps things interesting) Best Signature - Deckard
Poster of the Year - YoYao Best Rockets Forum Poster - Doc Rocket Best Hangout Forum Poster - Major Malcontent Funniest Poster - B-Bob Admin of the Year - keeley Female Poster of the Year - MeggoLeggo Best Yao-Only Fan - YaoMing Thread of the Year - The YoYao Photoshop thread Most Improved Poster - GreenVegan76 Best Info Source - Doc Rocket Best Non-Rocket Fan Poster - Nuggets4 Best Signature - "Badger Badger Badger"
Poster of the Year - R2K Best Rockets Forum Poster - DOD Best Hangout Forum Poster - Rookie of the Year - Chump Funniest Poster - undecided. Admin of the Year - Jeff Female Poster of the Year - Isabel no doubt. Best Yao-Only Fan - yipengzhao Most Underrated Poster - Thread of the Year - Perhaps LL's, but made me feel quite dirty indeed. Most Improved Poster - ZRB, it was great to see him back in the positivity mood. Best Info Source - Tigereye Best Non-Rocket Fan Poster - ummm Best Signature - undecided Thanks for the nomination man, what kind of bad immpression did I give off? Was it an anti-yao thing? For some reason people (Newbies) thought I was a Yao hater this year.
