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[Clubs] Annoying Guy That Works Mens Restrooms

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by percicles, Jul 26, 2007.

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  1. percicles

    percicles Member

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    I went out tonight 2 Boys & Girls Club at Shadow Bar and relized that the guys who provide male products and services in mens restrooms annoy the sh*t out of me. When did handing me some soap and a paper towel become a f*cking vocation. I skipped washing my hands 3 times because I didn't want this guy asking me if I wanted cologne and gum with my soap. On top of that these f*ckers expect a tip. I'm not tippin anyone for drying off my hands damnit. I also come to find out there is no counterpart in the womans restrooms. So these guys work the mens restrooms exclusively. Something must be done immediately regarding thier presence. If smoking is gonna get banned then restroom guy should as well. They're a f*cking nusance.

    I hope I'm not the only with the same sentiment.
     
  2. Mr. Brightside

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    Sometimes you just don't feel like picking up the paper napkin to dry your hands. At that precise moment, I am glad such a restroom gentleman exists.
     
  3. Mr. Clutch

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    I hate it, but Ill usually tip a dollar if I have one.

    Otherwise I try to pee without grabbing myself so I dont have to wash my hands.
     
  4. percicles

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    And just so y'all know, Boys & Girls Club sucked tonight. It uise 2 be better when it was at the Union. I mean juxtaposing Britney Spears and Arcade Fire!?!? Who does that? Horrible transitions.

    Thank God for The Mink on Saturdays.
     
  5. Mr. Brightside

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    What is this Boys and Girls Club? A weekly party? Also, I didn't know ppl went clubbing on Wednesday nights.
     
  6. KellyDwyer

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    Yeah, giving up a dollar or two for the guy willing to give you free cologne/gum/candy/soap/deodorant/help really sucks.

    When will this scourge cease?

    Of course, you can pass on handing him a dollar, but then you wouldn't get to b**** on a message board.

    Really, who gives a youknowwhat? These guys have been in place for over a century, so what's the problem?
     
  7. RocketMan Tex

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    If you don't want to give the guy a buck for helping you wash the pee off your hands and maybe getting a schpritz of cologne, simply save one of your empty beer bottles and pee into it.

    Seriously...if you want to hang at a club like that, pay the price.
    If you don't want to pay the price, start drinking at the Ice House, playuh. :D
     
  8. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    I remember a looooong time ago, my parents, sister, and uncle (one of my mom's brothers) along with my aunt all went out to eat at Planet Hollywood in Nashville. Other than a lousy dinner (the food was terrible), the night was uneventful until we went to the men's bathroom. There was this dude just standing there, holding a towel and ready to assist at a moment's notice. My father, stupidly, gave him a couple of bucks but my uncle didn't. He made the comment, "I don't need some guy to help me piss and I especially am not going to give him a tip for that." It is the only time I have ever seen a restroom attendant in my life. That job has to suck ass. I think most people tip them because they feel sorry that is their job.
     
  9. pradaxpimp

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    Where I worked, the restroom attendant wasn't a paid employee of the club and just choose to work there.

    Sometimes they deal drugs and try to holla at drunk b1tches.
     
  10. teknokid

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    Dude.. he is just trying to survive. Don't you spend meainglesss $50 - $100 on drinks on the night out?
     
  11. ima_drummer2k

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    My Father was a pee wiper offer, as was his Father and his Father before him.

    As someone who comes from a long line of pee wiper offers, I would like to see you BURN IN HELL. And I say that with the greatest of respect.

    I think the best thing you can do is:

    • Get in your car
    • Put on your seatbelt
    • Set the GPS coordinates to Hell
    • Drive
    • Turn left at Pit #27
    • Carefully pull into Pit #35
    • COOK
     
  12. Blake

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    i'm not a fan of the restroom attendant either. if you're not there to piss or clean, quit taking up space. the first time i see them, i'll tip $1, then nothing else. but i piss 20 times a night when i'm drinking so i'm not dropping $1 every time. he usually gets the hint, and stops trying to "serve" me.
     
  14. Blake

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    it's annoying, but whatever

    i usually give the guy $5 at the beginning of the night and tell him that's for the whole evening
     
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    What incentive is there to help you afterwards? I mean....DEAR GOD, who is going to hand you paper towels?
     
  16. KaiSeR SoZe

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    do you have to tip the guy everytime you take a piss? cause it adds up

    sometimes i only go to the restroom once per night because of it and it sucks because i need to piss alot when im at the bar
     
  17. Manny Ramirez

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    You know, the more times I read this thread, the more I think to myself that this thread has the POTENTIAL to really blow up.
     
  18. UTKaluman597

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    I see these guys quite often myself and to be honest theve been nothing but nice..Oh sure occasionally one will give you some sob story and try to get a bigger tip out of you but for the most part they're pretty chill. Ive even had a guy give me a few cigs from his own pack and i had NO tip..I think your gettin upset over nothing. Just dont tip if you dont want to cause most people dont.

    PS- not to make a big issue out of it but manny your sig is lame.. i wouldnt mind paying 10 to 15 bucks if even half the songs on a cd are good..but guess what usually there are only like 3 songs on a cd that are worth listening to and i aint paying $15 for 3 songs. just wanted to share.
     
  19. Blake

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    LOL

    they help the whole time b/c you already tipped them...it's like store credit
     
  20. Jeff

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    Man, the clubs I'm in, you're lucky if the stall has a door on it let alone having some dude to offer you stuff. :)
     

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