[clippers vs pistons] caption this!

I don't like the look on his face damn...

 

"Squeal like a pig!"

 

"my preeeeeeecious"

 

Flip Saunders speaking with a lisp:

"Thee thith? Thith is how you back down a defender. You grab him and puth with your thighths. Ratheed Wallath, you paying attention? Your gonna have to demonthrate on your coach later."

 

what is it with aliens and their probing?

 

when are we going to see that from tmack and van gundy

 

Oooo! ET find home!!

 

"ET bone coach!"

 

Hahahahahah! Sodomy! Hahahahahahaha! Those guys look like a couple of godless f*****! Hahahahaha! Four more years of Bush! Hahahaha!

 

Phew. Thank God. I was afraid for a second there that no one would try to derail this thread.

 

Coach Flip Saunders demonstrates the Pistons' overall commitment to team defense.

 

"Look what I get to do tinman. Hahahaha."

 

"Hey Sam, you know what would be funny?! If you got behind me and put your crotch up against my butt, and it would look like we're gay!!!"

"I don't know, Flip...Cuttino already asked me to do the gay pic with him...."

"Come on, Sam!! Rasheed and Chauncey already did their gay pic tonight, and Rip already got his gay pic quota last week!"

"Sorry Flip, I know you were my coach and everything, but I can't...see, here comes Cat now..."

"Damnit, Sam! If I don't get my gay pic in by the end of the night, I'll get fined! Here, I'll just get in front of you for a sec...Quit fighting it, Sam!"

"Get off me, Flip!"

"Hey, cameraman!! Over here!! Gay pic moment!! Did you get it?? Are you sure??"

 

Everyone has always said he's a player's coach!

 

Smack up Flip and rub him down...ohhhhhhh

 

"Sam, next game plan.. isolate the middle and put it in the hole.."

 

Yeah never trust a big butt and a smile!

 

What are those two guys actually doing? I thought for a while, but dont see any explanation, especially since they dont work together.