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Clever quotes, anybody?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Outlier, Oct 28, 2006.

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  1. Outlier

    Outlier Member

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    None of that "life is like a" stuff (only if it's REALLY good). Something simple yet very clever. Ones that make you think. Anybody have any?
     
    #1 Outlier, Oct 28, 2006
  2. macalu

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    Live like a movie star, party like a rock star, and **** like a p*rn star.
     
    #2 macalu, Oct 28, 2006
  3. BmwM3

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    See below. Got it off some commercial.
     
    #3 BmwM3, Oct 28, 2006
  4. geeimsobored

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    The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
    - Anonymous
     
    #4 geeimsobored, Oct 28, 2006
  5. moestavern19

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    Imitation is the sincerest form of vanilla.
     
    #5 moestavern19, Oct 28, 2006
  6. Xenochimera

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    i'm not gay but 20$ is 20$
    one fap a day keeps prostate away
     
    #6 Xenochimera, Oct 28, 2006
  7. Mr. Brightside

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    don't fake the shaq on a nasty dunk!
     
    #7 Mr. Brightside, Oct 28, 2006
  8. Faos

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    I like the Whopper. F*** the Big Mac.
     
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    "The ink of a scholar is worth more than the blood of a martyr."
     
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  10. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe Go Stros!
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    "The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins," said Oliver Wendall Holmes, recognizing the fine line between the legitimate and illegitimate expression of individual rights.
     
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  11. Yonkers

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    There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't.
     
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  12. thadeus

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    Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple. - Barry Switzer
     
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    "You must be enjoying what you are doing in life, not trying to do something to enjoy life." -- Hakeem Olajuwon
     
    #13 csnerd84, Oct 28, 2006
  14. Mr. Brightside

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    "its nice to be important, but its more important to be nice."- roger federer
     
    #14 Mr. Brightside, Oct 28, 2006
  15. Outlier

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    this is hilarious:

    I wasn't looking for funny quotes, but oh well
     
    #15 Outlier, Oct 28, 2006
  16. SwoLy-D

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    There are 10 types of people. Those who know binary, and those who don't.

    Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.
     
    #16 SwoLy-D, Oct 28, 2006
  17. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    If you can't change your circumstance.

    Change your perspective.
     
    #17 VooDooPope, Oct 28, 2006
  18. Rashmon

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    I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

    So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?"
     
    #18 Rashmon, Oct 28, 2006
  19. Rule0001

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    Anytime I'm unsure of myself, I recite this quote to myself.

    "What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?" - ?

    or

    "What would you acomplish, if failure was not an outcome?" - Me

    I try to act as if I could not fail, and that gives me the strenght to succeed.
     
    #19 Rule0001, Oct 28, 2006
  20. Angle02

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    Hope for the best and prepare for the worst.
     
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