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Cleavage or Yoga Pants?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, May 5, 2021.

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Cleavage or Yoga Pants?

  1. Cleavage

    19 vote(s)
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  2. Yoga Pants

    46 vote(s)
    70.8%
  1. Buck Turgidson

    Buck Turgidson Mineshaft Enthusiast

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    Is this one of those "how many wrong things can I point out in a picture" deals?
     
  2. SuraGotMadHops

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    Demi Lovato with her own line of yoga pants back when she ate fat free frozen yogurt

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  3. Rashmon

    Rashmon Contributing Member

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    I feel like you can say this about beer as well. A couple beers can honestly make even the dumpiest girl look somewhat attractive... at least from the neck up.
     
  4. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Contributing Member

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    Didn't Clutch make a special forum for this type of 'discussion'?
     
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  5. Dgn1

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    Wonder what it smells like under all that latex and vinyl after marinating about 8 Houston heat hours.
     
  6. Xerobull

    Xerobull Salve Dicit Mater Tua
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    @Nook ?
     
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  7. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    marinating? I think you mean fermenting.
     
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  8. VanityHalfBlack

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    I wouldn't mind them sitting on my face, sweat and all. I'm a freak dammit! :)
     
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  9. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT 99 PROBLEMS
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    #crunkthreadalert
     
  10. TWS1986

    TWS1986 SPX '05, UH' 19

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    All about that cat's meow, Part III.

    @Jontro , @Yung-T
     
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  11. Nook

    Nook Member

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    Do you like eating ***** and the smell of a woman during sex? That is what it smells like.

    I have never noticed any issues but am extremely selective.
     
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  12. Nook

    Nook Member

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    Unsorted?
     
  13. Nook

    Nook Member

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    Maybe. I can tell you this... good conversation, a bottle of tequila or SOCO and a hotel room will lead to sex 75% of the time... especially if both parties are unhappy about something or trying to find themselves.
     
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  14. Ubiquitin

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    What about the other 25%?
     
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  15. Nook

    Nook Member

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    Both parties fall asleep.
     
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  16. Rashmon

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    I was just carrying on with the running gag of similar posts in the thread...

    But thanks for the tip if I ever decide to go extramarital.
     
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  17. JumpMan

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    I feel like you could say this about penetration as well.
     
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  18. TWS1986

    TWS1986 SPX '05, UH' 19

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    MARINATING?!
     
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  19. TWS1986

    TWS1986 SPX '05, UH' 19

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    upload_2021-5-7_15-25-23.png
     
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  20. Dgn1

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    No, I meant marinating in it's own sweat and juices. That fits better bro.
     

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