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Clean the Pipes?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The Real Shady, Sep 16, 2005.

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Do you?

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  1. The Real Shady

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    Do you clean the pipes before any big date?

    Has some good points, but also has it's drawbacks. You better be confident that you will have a really good time with them or else it will make for one long boring evening.
     
  2. RocketMan Tex

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    Ooooh, this is going to be a good thread....I can feel it!!! :D
     
  3. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    I clean 'em every day.....whether they need it or not.
     
  4. MartianMan

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    Cleanliness is Godliness
     
  5. Harrisment

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    And god is empty, just like me.


    I hope you were going for a pumpkins reference there and I'm not just way off.


    I'm married, but I don't think I would ever clean the pipes before a big date or going out. I'd just want to fall asleep. :D
     
  6. tim562

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    LOL, this is the greatest thread ever. :D
     
  7. Davidoff

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    HAHA.. when I think "Clean the Pipes" I think taking a dump.. Have I ever fired off a warning shot before a big date.. No
     
  8. coma

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    No. Nothing beats that 'when will it stop spewing' look on her face.
     
  9. macalu

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    i don't think he wanted you to clean your pipes while reading this thread. ;)
     
  10. Isabel

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    actually, for people of certain preferences and persuasions, I've heard that's exactly what they do...

    This phrase is new to me, so I assume... you mean like in "Something About Mary"?
     
  11. The Real Shady

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    LOL... no doubt.

    Or that 'jeez that was quick' look. :)
     
  12. Ubiquitin

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    can't say that I need to do that one.
     
  13. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Member

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    DAMMIT! YOU PEOPLE NEVER LET ME HAVE ANY FUN!!!!

    :eek: :D
     
  14. Pipe

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    What kind of question is that???

    Not being a professional athlete, I don't refer to myself in the third person often, but OF COURSE I CLEAN EVERYTHING!!!!

    Thanks for asking. ;) :D :cool:
     
  15. Summer Song Giver

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    [​IMG]

    THESE PIPES ARE CLEAN
     
  16. Lil Pun

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    I thought this was about cleaning a house pipe because my laundry pipe is backed up and I was hoping for some helpful information. :D
     
  17. I am a Donut

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    vacum cleaner hose :)
     
  18. lost_elephant

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    this is a common practice? i've only heard in movies about cleaning the pipe before a big date.
     
  19. TMac640

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    hmm..... for some reason, I actually thought this to be a plumbing thread


    and yes to both
     
  20. PhiSlammaJamma

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    I don't' do any cleaning, but sometimes I wonder if I should, cause sometimes I'm on a date, it gets a little worked up, and I'll be sitting there in a movie theater or something, for 2.5 hours, and it like cramps up in my jeans. But there's no where for it to go, so sometimes I'm like, maybe I should give it a little stretch or something before hand. Cause 2.5 hours is a long ass time. It's like not going pee for a few days. But I have never done that cleaning. Maybe i should.
     

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