that CLASS as in the Clubber Lang All Star Squad. these are all the club wielding morons across the nba who have violated the rockets at one time or another: PG: John "Choirboy" Stockton (Team Captain) - no explanation necessary SG: Jalen Rose "Michigan Mauler" - victim: Mario Elie SF: Anthony "Crowbar" Mason victim: entire 2000 rockets roster PF: "Kung Fu" Karl Malone (Co-Captain) - refer to classic bear hug against glyde C: Shaquille "Club-wield" O'Neal - Mo Taylor is still trying to find his nose ------------------
violation: akeem olajuwon's eye socket. why didn't he get an endorsement contract with a elbow pad company? the nba would have arranged it i'm sure. there's plenty of old-school hackers, too. Bill Laimbeer Dennis Rodman John Salley Mark Aguirre Adrian Dantley Ike oh damn, i see a pattern! ------------------
Don't forget Collier for being on the team ------------------ President of the Steve Francis, Jamal Crawford,Larry Hughes, and Charles Woodson fan club.
Kermit Washington, anyone? Victim: Rudy Ts face ------------------ Hey, I've got a new signature! 302 [This message has been edited by Lynus302 (edited December 22, 2000).]
