This is a waste of space, but I'll share it anyways: Last night I have an 'interesting' dream involving myself and Jennifer Love Hewitt. It's not a full on p*rn dream, it's more like we still have our clothes on right before the full on p*rn stuff happens. And then the dream ends. And then I start dreaming about me in high school being chased by pink elephants or some crazy crap, I don't remember. The question is, why am I dreaming about her? I forgot she existed until yesterday..night. If you asked me 'is JLH hot?' I'd say yes. If you asked me to list some hot actresses, she'd never come to mind just because I'm not aware of her currently. So I decide to google her this morning, and it turns out it's her birthday! Wierd. I think this means...absolutely nothing. I'm sure I've had more relevant and less perverted clairvoyant dreams (if this could even be considered that). But none come to mind at the moment.
well if it's really clairvoyant, then it means you're going to be bumping uglies with jennifer love hewitt soon. i had a weird dream last night. my roommate has been sick lately, so i wake up at like 6 am to take a piss and brush my teeth when he walks by, looking like a zombie. im a little freaked out, but i figure he's just pale because he's sick. then he walks in to the bathroom while im still there. he reeks of grass, like freshly mowed grass, and he reaches by me to open the window. his arm grazes my back and it feels all slimy, so i'm like 'great now i have to shower.' i look down and there's grass everywhere, and i'm like WTF there isn't even any grass nearby, where did this come from? then i wake up and am pretty happy that my roommate didn't turn into a zombie covered in grass. i got kind of drunk last night so maybe that explains the craziness.
Just be thankful that your dream didn't include Angela Lansbury. Now stop watching Ghost Whisperer and your dreams will go back to bald Britney Spears.
