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[chron] Texas Guys: Joe Biden thinks you're ugly

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Faos, Apr 28, 2009.

  1. Faos

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    http://blogs.chron.com/txpotomac/2009/04/biden_texas_guys_are_ugly_as_w_1.html

    April 28, 2009
    Biden: "Texas guys are ugly as hell...women are beautiful"

    Vice President Joe Biden has a habit of saying what's on his mind. On occasion, he's been accused of speaking before thinking.

    Today, at a Democratic fundraiser in Austin, the VP issued his latest string of Bidenisms.

    Speaking before a room full of Democratic donors, Biden declared: "You Texas guys are ugly as hell, but your women are beautiful. In southern Delaware, they would say y'all married up."

    More quips:

    "Texas is the only place I know that turns a river into a lake." (He was talking about the Colorado River and its New Deal dams.)

    And this:

    "Please eat your meat, please. I'm a former United States senator. I'm used to not being taken seriously."

    Thanks to White House pool reporter Gardner Selby for a fine pool report.
     
  2. StaticC4

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    [​IMG] If he's willing to insult the President he might as well insult a whole state and get his ass kicked.
     
  3. weslinder

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    Who let Joe Biden out of his bunker?
     
  4. dntrwl

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    nothing like a good ol taken out of context quote. Fox News much?
     
  5. Mr. Clutch

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    I don't feel offended, it was a joke. But what context is there?

    It is what it is.
     
  6. rhino17

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    I didn't like him before this and I still don't
    how exactly could this be taken out of context?
     
  7. vlaurelio

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    so aren't they what you call jokes?
     
  8. finalsbound

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    meh...is it not at least somewhat true?
     
  9. mtbrays

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    IT IS IMPOSSIBLE ME FOR TO LAUGH AT MYSELF.

    Oh, and in before D&D.
     
  10. Hmm

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    the extra sting of this commentary to those it concerns.. is that this is coming from someone that finds pigs attractive.....

    you poor born and bred Texan males.......




    on a serious note.. i was just noting several Astros games back.. as the camera panned over the crowd at one of the home games... how surprised i was to find a plentiful supply of attractive women at the game.... yet in contrast.. an equally abundant amount of what i can only kindly describe as horribly ugly males....

    perhaps it was just a coincidence.................
     
  11. Batman Jones

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    texans are ugly :mad: . black people like fried chicken :D .

    Viva the Hangout.
     
  12. finalsbound

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    So you agree with Joe Biden?

    [​IMG]

    BTW, Babe loves you, Hmm. ;)
     
  13. Hmm

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    just making an incidentally similar observation.. take it is as you will....


    as for, "Babe".. i'd like to express how equally pleasurable i find him to be in return... at dinner.. or breakfast.. he's always a joy to have over...at any repast..
     
  14. Supermac34

    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    Impossible. I live in Texas and I am one sexy mother****er.
     
  16. rocketsjudoka

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    Joe Biden needs to spend some more time in undisclosed locations.
     
  17. DudeWah

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    I'm pretty sure I am the SEXIEST MO' F'ER this side of the Mississippi. No way Texans are ugly...
     
  18. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    I hate to say it but most Texas dudes are ugly. You don't every hear women talk about how they want to go to Texas because of all the hot dudes. We got Lyle Lovett, Willie Nelson, and ZZ top repping us for god's sake.
     
  19. DonnyMost

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    I agree with Joe.
     
  20. DonkeyMagic

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    he's half right (about the women)...that's still better than 90% of other politicians.
     

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