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[chron-eddie sefko] Tmac wins MVP

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by tinman, Apr 1, 2009.

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  1. tinman

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    Houston Chronicle

    April 1, 2009

    Tracy McGrady wins MVP

    (Houston) The NBA has announced that Houston Rockets injured superstar has won the MVP. The voters have agreed that his tenure in Orlando and spectacular stats helped secure Orlando a top pick, Dwight Howard and his tenure as a Houston Rocket has brought them fan favorite Ron Artest. Tracy McGrady accepted the NBA MVP Trophy, also called the Kobe Bryant award today.

    Eddie Sefko
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    #1 tinman, Apr 1, 2009
  2. BrooksBall

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    I got a good laugh out of it. :D

    Actually, I'm still laughing.

    Well done, tinman.
     
    #2 BrooksBall, Apr 1, 2009
  3. saleem

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    Nice to see some creativity by the members,I wonder what Clutch will come up with this year.
     
    #3 saleem, Apr 1, 2009
  4. apollo33

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    lmao, kobe bryant award
     
    #4 apollo33, Apr 1, 2009
  5. tinman

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    April 1, 2009

    Pryuensina.com

    Reaction from Yao Ming and Steve Francis

    Yao: "Because of Tracy this year, my production has vastly improved, he's the MVP"

    Steve Francis: "The Rockets resigned me again so I can wear this all star jersey, thanks Tracy!"

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    #5 tinman, Apr 1, 2009
  6. BrooksBall

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    Orlando Sentinel

    April 1, 2009

    Rafer Alston Corrects Flawed Shooting Technique

    (Orlando) Stan Van Gundy says that AND1 legend, Rafer "Skip to My Lou" Alston, has finally managed to eliminate his funky curling-right-to-left-and-back-to-the-right shooting technique. Film sessions and hours of extra work on the court with a shooting coach allowed Rafer to identify and fix the flaw that has hampered his offensive efficiency since entering the league.

    "We project Rafer will be starting over Jameer next season since fixing his jump shot," says Ron Jeremy. "He'll very likely shoot near 50% from the field next season. He's also improved his teardrop through extra work with our coaching staff."

    Rafer Alston is a career 38.5% shooter from the field. He is well known for doing cool but aimless spin moves with the ball on the perimeter then backing it out and passing it to Tracy McGrady.

    John Weisbrod

    ORLANDO SENTINEL - Skip to My Lou Can Shoot Too
     
    #6 BrooksBall, Apr 1, 2009
  7. tinman

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    dadakotasports.com

    Exclusive reaction from other Houston Rockets:

    Houston All Star Forward Malick Badiane:

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    "This is the best day of my life"
     
    #7 tinman, Apr 1, 2009
  8. rz5zt6

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    She deserved it: MVP - Most Virginal p***y
     
    #8 rz5zt6, Apr 1, 2009
  9. BrooksBall

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    I'm still laughing... :D
     
    #9 BrooksBall, Apr 1, 2009
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    I can't stop laughing...
     
    #10 cst_chenchen, Apr 1, 2009
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    bwahahhaa. this is awesome LOL
     
    #11 dakeem1, Apr 1, 2009
  12. Marcus Bryant

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    awesome joke for apirl.1, the photoshop sucks though. :p
     
    #12 Marcus Bryant, Apr 1, 2009
  13. BrooksBall

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    I'm sure that was intentional and it made it even funnier.
     
    #13 BrooksBall, Apr 1, 2009
  14. GermanRoxFan

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    lol, now it's official. tinman is indeed a 10 year old kid. :eek:

    i can't believe anybody finds this thread funny. man, that's really depressing. :(
     
    #14 GermanRoxFan, Apr 1, 2009
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    Good thing it's April fools day, so I'm not going to say this is not funny at all. I know Tinman can be funny and was quite surprised he was the OP.
     
    #15 kikimama, Apr 1, 2009
  16. Oski2005

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    April Fools' Day is off to an extremely lame start.
     
    #16 Oski2005, Apr 1, 2009
  17. WhoMikeJames

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    Great laugh to start off the morning.
     
    #17 WhoMikeJames, Apr 1, 2009
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    Seriously. I expected much more today.

    LAME.
     
    #18 ima_drummer2k, Apr 1, 2009
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    this was funny. damn! good job - finally a good april fools
     
    #19 kaocsaephan, Apr 1, 2009
  20. across110thstreet

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    OP- leave the AF jokes to the admins...
     
    #20 across110thstreet, Apr 1, 2009
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