Author: cwebbster You're a mean one, Mr. Gundy You really are so ugly You're as cuddly as a cactus, You're as charming as an eel. Mr. Gundy You're a bad coach With a truly crappy offense You're a monster, Mr. Gundy Your heart's an empty hole. Your brain is full of crap, You've got no hair on your head Your brother looks like Ron Jeremy Mr. Gundy I wouldn't touch you, with a 3 year 30 million dollar contract. You're a vile one, Mr. Gundy You lost to the Charlotte Bobcats You made the team a laughing stock You are making the fans mad Mr Gundy. Given the choice between you and a bag full of rotten apples I'd rather take the risk of getting the stomach flu You're a foul one, Mr. Gundy Yao looks like such a turd and it is all thanks to you you don't want him to prosper Mr Gundy. Wont you please crawl in a hole and die!! The three words that best describe you, YOU REALLY SUCK!!! You're a rotter, Mr. Gundy You're the king of crappy basketball Watching your games Is not much funner than watching paint dry Whilst old people play poker Mr. Gundy You nauseate me, Mr. Gundy You can't understand how to use T-Mac He led the league in scoring Now he isn't doing that How much more of this can we take Mr. Gundy Mr. Dawson please get the idea that this man is not much better at drawing plays than a baby drawing pictures on a scetch pad. Merry Christmas Everyone!
You better watch out You better not pout You better not cry I'm telling you why. Phil Jackson's coming to town. He's making a list He's checking it twice. He's gonna find out Who's naughty or nice (for the triangle) Phil Jackson's coming to town JVG is grumpy when he's sleeping He's grumpy when he's awake He's grumpy after wins and losses Rid us of this curse, for goodness sake! So, you better watch out You better not pout You better not cry I'm telling you why. Phil Jackson's coming to town.
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