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Christmas, GUNDY style

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by cwebbster, Dec 23, 2004.

  1. cwebbster

    cwebbster Member

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    Author: cwebbster

    You're a mean one, Mr. Gundy
    You really are so ugly
    You're as cuddly as a cactus,
    You're as charming as an eel.
    Mr. Gundy


    You're a bad coach
    With a truly crappy offense

    You're a monster, Mr. Gundy
    Your heart's an empty hole.
    Your brain is full of crap,
    You've got no hair on your head
    Your brother looks like Ron Jeremy
    Mr. Gundy


    I wouldn't touch you, with a
    3 year 30 million dollar contract.


    You're a vile one, Mr. Gundy
    You lost to the Charlotte Bobcats
    You made the team a laughing stock
    You are making the fans mad
    Mr Gundy.


    Given the choice between you and
    a bag full of rotten apples
    I'd rather take the risk of getting the stomach flu

    You're a foul one, Mr. Gundy
    Yao looks like such a turd
    and it is all thanks to you
    you don't want him to prosper
    Mr Gundy.
    Wont you please crawl in a hole and die!!

    The three words that best describe you,
    YOU REALLY SUCK!!!


    You're a rotter, Mr. Gundy
    You're the king of crappy basketball
    Watching your games
    Is not much funner than watching paint dry
    Whilst old people play poker
    Mr. Gundy


    You nauseate me, Mr. Gundy
    You can't understand how to use T-Mac
    He led the league in scoring
    Now he isn't doing that
    How much more of this can we take
    Mr. Gundy

    Mr. Dawson please get the idea that this man is not much better at drawing plays than a baby drawing pictures on a scetch pad.

    Merry Christmas Everyone!
     
    #1 cwebbster, Dec 23, 2004
    Last edited: Dec 23, 2004
  2. edc

    edc Member

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    You better watch out
    You better not pout
    You better not cry
    I'm telling you why.

    Phil Jackson's coming to town.

    He's making a list
    He's checking it twice.
    He's gonna find out
    Who's naughty or nice (for the triangle)

    Phil Jackson's coming to town

    JVG is grumpy when he's sleeping
    He's grumpy when he's awake
    He's grumpy after wins and losses
    Rid us of this curse, for goodness sake!

    So, you better watch out
    You better not pout
    You better not cry
    I'm telling you why.

    Phil Jackson's coming to town.
     
  3. darkwarrior

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    :D i like this one better. But no to Phil please.
     
  4. swilkins

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    Van Baldy told me
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    T-Mac and Ming plays D
    Pa rum pum pum pum

    His finest Knicks he brings
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    To play along with Ming
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    rum pum pum pum
    rum pum pum pum

    So we boo him
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    When we come

    Little Van Baldy
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    He has no O to watch
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    No rebounds did he bring
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    That's good enough for Ming
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    rum pum pum pum
    rum pum pum pum

    Shall we wish you'd leave
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    Outta Houston

    Leslie nodded
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    No time on the play clock left
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    We booed until the end
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    We booed and booed and booed
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    rum pum pum pum
    rum pum pum pum

    Then he smiled at me
    Pa rum pum pum pum
    Outta Houston
     
  5. qrui

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    i like that one too, without reservation.;)
     

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