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Christmas Gift to End All Christmas Gifts

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by B-Bob, Dec 11, 2013.

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What do you think?

  1. Perfect for enjoying the GARM.

    5 vote(s)
    21.7%

  2. This is the future of our species.

    4 vote(s)
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  3. Haren defensive training machine.

    1 vote(s)
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  4. Admiral Ackbar costume.

    13 vote(s)
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  1. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Power Nap Pillow

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Sn93jtyhMck" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    Your thoughts?
     
    #1 B-Bob, Dec 11, 2013
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  2. ima_drummer2k

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    I'm just not sure why you need this pillow - which incidentally, makes you look like Admiral Ackbar from The Return of the Jedi - to take a power nap.

    And for that reason.......I'm out.

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    EDIT: Damn, just saw the poll. I thought I was being original with the Admiral Ackbar reference. :(
     
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  3. Nero

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    Otherwise known as the 'Please Steal My Wallet' Pillow..
     
    #3 Nero, Dec 11, 2013
  4. Mathloom

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    I don't understand why there's all that bulk on top?
     
    #4 Mathloom, Dec 11, 2013
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    how is it the end all of christmas gifts when you can't have sex with it? I want a dime hooker!
     
    #6 conquistador#11, Dec 11, 2013
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    I want it. I need it.
     
    #8 HR Dept, Dec 11, 2013
  9. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    1. So you can take a nap against any surface, in any direction, in any location, and at any time.

    2. Same as above for having sex with it. (I dispute the poster who says you cannot have sex with it, or while wearing it... but not from personal experience you understand.)
     
    #9 B-Bob, Dec 11, 2013
  10. OmegaSupreme

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    not a bad gift. would go well with a suncap for a stocking stuffer. glad they got vin weasel to model it.
     
    #10 OmegaSupreme, Dec 11, 2013
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    This is a JOKE, right? :confused:

    DON'T KNOW IF SERIOUS.

    Can't see how I can sleep FACE DOWN without ventilation. :eek:
     
    #11 SwoLy-D, Dec 11, 2013
  12. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    I found it first in a catalogue, while looking for a gift for my father-in-law. (No, I have not bought one.) I also think it must be a joke, but you can order them online or through catalogues, so who knows.

    I wonder if the big side holes are in part for extra ventilation if you go face down, ... or face into whatever. :eek:
     
    #12 B-Bob, Dec 11, 2013
  13. heypartner

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    This might help Royce White fly, no?

    Here's further explanation. It can also help with anxiety of sleeping in public.

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/-lIcduHjDMI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #13 heypartner, Dec 11, 2013
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    They should get together with those swedish airbag helmet chicks and make a product for people with narcolepsy.
     
    #14 CrazyDave, Dec 11, 2013
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    Thanks for getting me busted at work.

    I started laughing so hard during that vid that my boss came over and asked, "what's so funny?"

    Of course, I couldn't hear her with headphones on and she comes around my desk to look and says, "Oh, back on Clutchfans."
     
    #15 Rashmon, Dec 11, 2013
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    This thread is full of LOL's.

    This pillow is officially added to my christmas shopping list. Someone will be getting this from me.
     
    #16 Sadat X, Dec 11, 2013
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    Props for the connection with one of my favorite shows
     
    #17 DwightHoward13, Dec 11, 2013
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  20. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Look at the comments to the main video -- there are people saying they've found them in other online outlets for like $18.

    Could be a cheap knock-off though. j/k
     
    #20 B-Bob, Dec 11, 2013
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