What friend or family member wouldn't love a little Poop Soap for the holidays? http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/poop-soap-216106.php Fun for both kids and the demented, this soap may be shaped like poo, but unlike real poo, it cleans your hands instead of dirtying them. It took me eight years of my life to learn this concept. And it wasn't even the first eight years! "Nope It's Soap" is coffee scented and can even be used as a exfoliator. Each dookie is hand-made and unique, giving it that extra bit of realness. Great for your kids, or husband, who never seem to want to wash their hands. – Jason Chen
OMFG! Secular Progressive storm troopers are going to black bag Faos and drag him to San Francisco for reprogramming! Oh, and that soap idea is sh*tty.