Chinese grandmother has a five inch horn growing out of her forehead.

My buddy Chris, when he was in med school, had to work the free clinic in the hospital one semester....he said a homeless guy came in with a genital wart the size of a kiwi growing out of his nut sack.

My question is....why do people let things grow to get that large? Holy crap.

 

The source of all her Jedi powers, her horn is...

 

Almost as great as the russian man who grew a penis on his arm!
http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/03/22/miraclesurgery.shtml
pic included nfsw I guess, its kinda a crappy pic you wouldnt know wtf it was

 

this reminds of a time in college, i noticed a pimple growing right between my eyes. i thought nothing of it and figured it would go away.

after about a week, it was still there and getting bigger. so i started picking at it...bad idea. it "came off" and started bleeding profusely. WTF? i finally got it stop and thought, ok it's finally gone.

a couple of weeks later, it came back in the exact same spot. WTF, again. and of course i started picking at it b/c i was too insecure about having it right in the middle of my eyes. the thing was produding a freaking quarter inch. this is when i start to notice that it didn't feel like a pimple. it had a bit of a rough surface. anyhow, after picking at it, and what looked like i had pulled it's "root" out, i started bleeding again. it took me quite awhile to stop it. after all this, you think it would be over right?

Nope. that b**** came back AGAIN! but it wasn't alone. i started getting these hard bumps around my nose and lips. if i wasn't freaking out before, NOW was the time. i finally visited my doctor, but he didn't know for sure what it was. recommended i see a dermatologist.

it turned out, i had a wart growing b/t my eyes. since i picked at it, i had spread the virus around my face. he had to freeze those b****es off with some kind of blow torch. that crap left the nastiest bubbles of puss on my face. then i had to peel off the dead skin.

it took 5 attempts of this before they were all gone for sure.

 

Is that made up, that looks made up.

 

Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

 

That is too funny. I think most people are probably too young to get it.

 

Is this a keloid?

 

6 and a half SOFT????? Where do i sign up?

 

I guess we know who's NOT packin'. lol

 

wanye's world 2, and dumbass peter seller movie where he plays a Chinese detective

 

Hahaha. Buddy no one is going to believe you have a 6 1/2 when the solider aint even standing up strait.

That would be like 9 inches.

 

That's a shame.

 

It's summertime... people suppose get horny.