I was in Galveston last weekend at the best bar ever on Jamaica Beach, Buck's West. We were having fun giving cheesy pick up lines to G-town trash. Some memorables: Man, do you know your dinosaurs? Cause you look like a Babesaurus Rex! Are you good at Calculus? Because I need help integrating my NATURAL LOG. There were more but it gets hazy. My friend had about ten really funny ones. Drawing a blank. Got any more?
"Beuuuuoooooooo, Beuuuuoooooooo. Do you know what that sound is? That's the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away cause the sight of you stopped my heart."
When I was a senior in college, I represented our Tau Beta Pi (engineering honor society) chapter at the national meeting. For an entertainment skit, we wrote engineering pick-up lines. Some that I remember: From the ladies: "Is that a slide rule in your pocket, are you just happy to see me?" From the gentlemen: "Let's go back to my room and work on my rigid member problem." "Let's turn this chemical energy into kinetic energy." "Let's go back to my room and create a packed bed reactor." There were also engineering shoot-downs, but I forgot them. (I fully understand that some of you won't understand these, but they're funny to me.)
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you are the only ten I see!! Hey babe is that a mirror in your pants 'cause I can see myself in them! Wow, that shirt is very becoming of you. Of course, if I was on you I'd becoming too! <--but spelled differently
If i flip a coin whats the chance of me getting head? Do you work at subway cuz u just gave me a footlong
