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Cheesiest music?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Mar 20, 2005.

  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    As I sit hear listening to the theme song from Rocky IV, I'm wondering if I can one up it.

    Who can come up with the cheesiest song?

    The only parameter's are that it had to be made after 1980.

    I'll buy the victor a beer via paypal.

    I'm awesome.
     
  2. Tdogg

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    There is a fine line between Cheesie and Bad, IMO.

    Off the top of my head I would have to submit:

    Pour Some Sugar on Me, by - Def Leppard

    I like the song but it gets the cheesie nod from me.
     
  3. Rashmon

    Rashmon Member

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    Anything by Michael Bolton.

    Exhibit A: How Am I Supposed to Live Without You
     
  4. mateo

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    Mmmm bop.
     
  5. The Real Shady

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    I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".
     
  6. AggieRocket

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    I think you won the beer my friend :)
     
  7. v3.0

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    I preferred Percy Sledge's version.
     
  8. moligity

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    I admit it, I'm a Michael Bolton fan! I celebrate the guy's entire collection!
     
  9. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    Joe Esposito ~ You're The Best

    From the greatest movie ever: The Karate Kid
     
  10. fadeaway

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    It's gotta be "Fight to Survive" from Bloodsport:

    My body's ready, my heart's on fire
    I'm gonna push it over the wire
    Perfect timing, tight as a drum, final battle's already won
    I'm taking hold of every moment
    Given strength by the breath of life (breath of life)
    I'm gonna stake my claim
    I FIGHT TO SURVIVE

    Kumite, Kumite, Kumite, Kumite
    Kumite, Kumite, Kumite, Kumite

    I worked hard every night and day
    So I can plan to make my way
    Mind and body are the perfect team
    Now's my chance to live my dream

    I'm taking hold of every moment
    Given strength by the breath of life (breath of life)
    I'm gonna stake my claim
    I FIGHT TO SURVIVE

    Kumite, Kumite, Kumite, Kumite
    Kumite, Kumite, Kumite, Kumite
    Kumite, Kumite, Kumite, Kumite
    Kumite, Kumite, Kumite, Kumite
    Kumite, Kumite, Kumite, Kumite

    (fade out)
     
  11. 3814

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    Put the Lime in the Coconut..............i say DOCTOR!
     
  12. JBIIRockets

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    "Bad.....bad.....bad....bad......boys......they make me feel so gooood...."
     
  13. RocketsPimp

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    Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy

    Fatty, I prefer Guiness.
     
  14. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Yea, his collection of cover songs.
     
  15. Rashmon

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    Some brave Michael Bolton fans coming out of the closet.

    Exhibit B: Can I Touch You... There?

    This is a double doozy because it is not only cheezy, it has a cheezy title.
     
  16. moligity

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    Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.

    Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.

    Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.

    Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.

    Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.
     
  17. deadlybulb

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    Haaaa!!! Shades of Office Space :D
     
  18. Harrisment

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    I do love me some Michael Bolton.

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  19. DanzelKun

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    Anyone remember the crazy song that played at the end of the 3rd Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie?

    Baltimora - Tarzan Boy
     
  20. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Anyone remember there even being a 3rd Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie?
     

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