Whats up yall. I've been on this board for a while, but just started posting a few month ago. I noticed that this board have quite a few rap fans. If you care about "Punchlines", then check this out. These are from my song "Run Da Streets" on my website (www.gotemrecords.com). "My flow put careers at rest/ Like Paul's jersey backwards it will Pierce ya chest/" "It's like playing basketball when I'm pimpin/ Shoot in da hole and keep grabbing ya misses" "Just ask ya chick about me okay?/ I had her legs split up like B2k/" "What I got to say?/ I got more issues than a primary on Super Tuesday/" These are just from the first verse...listen for yaself. Give me feedback please.
I forgot this one...lots of people like this line. "Ain't Maurice Green, but I run tracks/ Plus I gotta 45 like Jordan's comeback/"
Actually, the way I rapped it, it kinda does. I really didn't want to rhyme "pimpin". I was going to say "It's like the NBA when I'm pimpin b****es/ ...misses/". But, I didnt want to curse on a song that would probably be played on the radio somewhere.
Hey.. what up dog? I have just one thing to say to you: "I be readin' ya lines, thinking hey what is this? / Now get dis phony counterfeit stuff out of my bizznis!" "I'm gonna whip you old school bro, cuz I be da best / I slam like Double Dragon on my NES" "Ya think you all dat, but you just a hatah / I'm gonna tug ya heart out like a masturbator" "Smack yo a$$ down, ya know what I'm sayin'? / Now stand up and front me, boy, ya know I ain't playin'" "Ya rap about yo pimps and playahs, hustlers and hos / I'll whip yo a$$ with rhymes about Bionic Commandos" "Ya won't know what hit ya; you'll be feelin' da boom / I'll crush you underfoot like a 1-up mushroom" "And den you'll be all cryin'.... and lyin' and dyin' / And I'll be up here flyin', stylin', smilin' and dialin'..." ".....the digits of yo mamma, and she'll come to my pad / And we be rescuin' the president, ya know I'm so bad" "I'll take ya down to River City, show ya the street / Pound ya black and blue all day like tenderized meat" "You try to sabotage me, but ya know it's too late / I'll blast ya like a metroid on SR388" "Driving in the rhymes like a rappin' Ty Cobb / I'll jellify yo a$$ like a boy and his blob" "So ya better think twice about bringin' that junk / I'm the old-school 8-bit rapper, and I'll make you my punk!" Awwww yeeeaaah..
fade, you have way, way too much time on your hands. Maybe you should join the armed forces or something....
Hey kids, here is a little SAT prep for you. rap:music as _________:sports a. baseball b. basketball c. bowling d. football
Uhh, you got it on backwards dude So now Asians can say "*****" too? Damn man, bein' white sucks j/k Got Em, I liked the song, it's much better than alot of the stuff artists try to push on these sites... BOL to you.
Considering it's sales, football. Considering it's probably number one with young people, basketball.
I'm sorry, the correct answer is c. bowling. As bowling is shown on sports networks, so is rap shown on music networks, and as bowlers pale in comparison to real athletes, so too do rappers pale in comparison to real musicians.
Been there, done that. I'm all about getting an Education degree now. If my rap career doesn't take off...
I have little doubt that the rap today will be looked upon much in the same way as hair metal is viewed now. There is no substance in any of that music anymore, it's all about a flashy beat and catchy hook just like hair metal, couple that with the fact that pookie ray-ray and all the cousins have their own album and many of the patterns are identical..... Now where did I park my Escalade with the choppers, I gots to go to the mall and get me some mo bling bling....... and then I'm gonna write a song about it and sell millions.
