Second greatest thing ever...right after "look at all these sinners." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus
obviously candy is a metaphor for some amphetamine/hallucinogen. funny stuff but please move to the hangout. i thought this was gonna be about charlie ward leaving with ewing or something. what a fakeout...
Charlie sounds like Carl from AQHF. In fact, you could easily do this whole thing replacing Charlie with Carl and the other two with Shake and Meatwad. ATHF is awesome.