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Chance, Smeggy...eat your hearts out. D is for Dikembe!

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  1. Miguel

    Miguel Member

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    Now what starts with the letter D?
    Dikembe starts with D
    Let's think of other things that starts with D
    Uh ahh who cares about the other things

    D is for Dikembe that's good enough for me
    D is for Dikembe that's good enough for me
    D is for Dikembe that's good enough for me

    Ohh Dikembe Mutombo starts with D

    Ohh D is for Dikembe that's good enough for me
    D is for Dikembe that's good enough for me
    D is for Dikembe that's good enough for me

    Ohh, Dikembe Mutombo starts with D

    Hey, you know what
    A three point line with one baseline looks like a D
    Half a basketball from the side also looks like a D,
    But it is not as good as Dikembe
    Oh, and the moon sometimes looks like a D,
    But you can't block that.

    So, D is for Dikembe that's good enough for me
    D is for Dikembe that's good enough for me
    D is for Dikembe that's good enough for me

    D is for Dikembe that's good enough for me
    D is for Dikembe that's good enough for me

    Ohh, Dikembe Mutombo starts with D
    Yeah, Dikembe Mutombo starts with D
    Oh boy, Dikembe Mutombo starts with D

    Arr arr, NOT IN MAH HOUSE!
     
    #1 Miguel, Sep 8, 2004
  2. Miguel

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    There's plenty more where that came from!

    I should post the rest of my parodies I have at another forum. I get bored quite easily so I have some decent ones, and some really ****tastic ones.
     
    #2 Miguel, Sep 8, 2004
  3. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    What drugs are you on at the moment? :D
     
    #3 Dr of Dunk, Sep 8, 2004
  4. Miguel

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    If you call not sleeping a drug...that.
     
    #4 Miguel, Sep 8, 2004
  5. moestavern19

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    miguel not good at life.
     
    #5 moestavern19, Sep 8, 2004
  6. Miguel

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    MiG good at music.


    My muse was, I was listening to some of the tracks on Chance's Pulltab CD. I was laughing my ass off at the Aaron Glenn song. That and the fact that I was extremely bored and it took me like 2 minutes....time to do some more!
     
    #6 Miguel, Sep 8, 2004
  7. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    Well then we both have the same problem.
     
    #7 Dr of Dunk, Sep 8, 2004
  8. Miguel

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    Another old one.
    Backstory: ESPN/NFL 2k* nut, Konex, claims that he is a better than average "football game" player. Madden 2004 came out first last year, so he rented it to play online against a bunch of other people who visit another forum.

    So...he beats some random guy online by a lot, and then starts strutting his stuff all over the forum. So...me and a few others play him...and he starts getting his ass kicked... And everyone beats him the same way...

    He alw...well, just look at the lyrics, and sing along to St. Anger, by Metallica. This one is named.....

    (Also, there was an original, which I lost, and no longer exists. I redid this one from memory, and its Pt. II, basically...hence the II rather than the 2 L's. Also, he used the broncos at the time.)

    MetaIIikonex - St Madden

    Saint Madden 'round my neck
    Saint Madden 'round my neck
    He never gets respect
    Saint Madden 'round my neck

    (I only Pass...never Run)
    Saint Madden 'round my neck
    (I Pass the ball on 3rd and 1)
    He never gets respect
    (On 4th and long, I call Shotgun!)
    Saint Madden 'round my neck
    (Turnover? I'm ****ing DONE)
    He never gets respect

    **** it all and no regrets,
    I throw into triple coverage.
    I need a pass to let Lelie...
    To let Lelie go free.
    **** it all and ****in' no regrets,
    I try to pass to McCaffrey off balance
    INT...to Aaron Glenn...
    Saint Madden 'round my neck

    I see my QB shake
    Like he's Jeff Blake
    Hard to see clear
    Up against...the Buccaneers

    John Madden, I'm angry with you!
    John Madden, I'm angry with you!
    John Madden, I'm angry with you!
    John Madden, I'm angry with you!
     
    #8 Miguel, Sep 8, 2004
  9. HAYJON02

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    Man you just made me want to watch Sesame Street. I wonder what the letter of the day is.
     
    #9 HAYJON02, Sep 8, 2004
  10. SmeggySmeg

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    great stuff Miguel

    made my day
     
    #10 SmeggySmeg, Sep 8, 2004
  11. Miguel

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    Verse 3 of Jay Z's "Jigga What, Jigga Who"

    Same guy...Konex, is a huge Kobe fan....and has said for years now that Kobe is better than jordan....well, the 2nd biggest jordan fan on that forum...no way I'm letting that fly. Hah...I present...




    Kobe What? Kobe Who?

    Jordan:
    Gotta vendetta even though I been better
    Left him in the cold with a thin sweater
    This *****'s on Prozac needs to pass to Shaq, ***** hit two on me I hit fo' back, hold that
    Let the dough stack, way before Kobe had the back2back
    Damn, this foo's whack.
    Mother****ers wanna test that, stress that
    And right where you're stressed, where you rest at
    I suggest that, Kobe invest, in a vest, when I come through
    with my Jumper, you *****z step back
    I'm the best at, you know I ain't no apprentice to this
    Me and my *****z we invented the ****
    I came into the business with this, The Originator, non greater
    Barkley, finish this ****

    Barkley:
    Better learn, Chuck'll relax that, ever heard of me?
    Round Mound of Rebound, say word to me
    The population holla certainly, Jordan burn a *****
    like a third degree, see him shine so bright
    ***** he's his light, runnin rulin with rigor and vigor
    Nobody bigger than me and my ***** Jordan
    You fly-by-nights stop chirpin Kobe
    Heavyweights type work to me
    For the time, in this mother****er ain't nobody hurtin me
    What? Cut your D up like surgery
    Who the **** got a FG, ****in FT's on the road
    when you getting schooled by Twenty-Three
    Need the info, Chuck on the T-N-T
    forever touchin my workers beginnin you're endin
    Kobe your style's no style J's style's hostile
    C'mon, ***got ***** down to take your J home
    The...O-RI-GI-NA-TOR (can't **** with it can ya?!)


    (Kobe what?) Make you think you can **** with me
    (Kobe who?) Recognize b****, 2 to the 3
    (Kobe what?) Make you think you can **** with me
    (Kobe who?) Recognize b****, 2 to the 3
    (Kobe what?) Make you think you can **** with me
    (Kobe who?) Recognize b****, 2 to the 3
    (Kobe what?) Make you think you can **** with me
    (Kobe who?) Recognize b****, 2 to the mother****in 3
     
    #11 Miguel, Sep 8, 2004
  12. RunninRaven

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    Someone day, Mig, Imma dig up my Steve Francis song. You have inspired me to find it.
     
    #12 RunninRaven, Sep 8, 2004
  13. RunninRaven

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    Okay, I found it. This was a couple years ago, when everyone was really pissed at Francis for something stupid he did in a big game. Can't remember the exact circumstances. Anyway, it's done to Red Hot Chili Pepper's Give it Away Now

    What I gots I give it back to the defender
    Don't pass to teammates cause they won't Return to Sender
    I make Rudy go on a season long bender
    After Moochie's done with me my ass is really tender

    What I gots a lot of turnovers I accrue
    What I gots a lot of money and some tattoos
    What I gots a TO record that I pursue
    Don't need to play smart when I jump like a kangaroo

    I realize that I don't want to be a point guard
    Passing first and shooting second is just too hard
    From my play people assume I am a r****d
    Yao Ming may be tall but I don't really need a co-star

    Give it away, give it away, give it away now
    Give it away, give it away, give it away now
    Give it away, give it away, give it away now
    Menier's disease won't let me eat a Whopper

    I refuse to play in Rudy's offensive system
    Call me Wink cause I won't see you when you're open
    My brain's devoid of any basketball wisdom
    My metaphor machine helps Blinebury write his new column

    From my headaches everyone thinks I am moody
    Hey, at least I'm not quite as bad as Judge Judy
    Half the fans on this board just want to boo me
    I'll never leave cause I got naked pictures of Rudy

    What I gots I give it back to the defender
    Don't pass to teammates cause they won't Return to Sender
    I make Rudy go on a season long bender
    After Moochie's done with me my ass is really tender

    Give it away, give it away, give it away now
    Give it away, give it away, give it away now
    Give it away, give it away, give it away now
    I cough it up to Steve Kerr, the Defensive Stopper
     
    #13 RunninRaven, Sep 8, 2004
  14. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Miguel,

    You quit our sim to spend your time doing that?

    :(

    :p
     
    #14 Manny Ramirez, Sep 8, 2004
  15. pippendagimp

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    this thread is nice :)
     
    #15 pippendagimp, Sep 8, 2004
  16. Miguel

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    No, I quit the league to join 3 fantasy football teams, 2 suicide leagues, and a Pick em league.

    The songs were just extra. :D

    Once fantasy baseball is over...I may join up again.
     
    #16 Miguel, Sep 8, 2004
  17. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Houston has the Oilers...the greatest football team.
    ...

    I'm currently working on the rest. The tune is pretty sweet too.
     
    #17 boomboom, Sep 8, 2004
  18. pradaxpimp

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    sleep deprivation, my drug of absolute necessity
     
    #18 pradaxpimp, Sep 8, 2004
  19. Uprising

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    "Miguel High Life" ........................some reason miller popped into my mind......
     
    #19 Uprising, Sep 8, 2004
  20. Kim

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    Running Raven, that was hilarious. I can't believe I missed it the first time around.
     
    #20 Kim, Sep 8, 2004
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