Manute Bol vs William "The Fridge" Perry Olga Corbett vs Darva Conger John Wayne Bobbitt vs Joey Buttafucao
Next wednesday, May 22, FOX 26 Also, "Horshack" from Welcome Back Kotter vs. "Screech" from Saved by the Bell
You have to be kidding me. Manute Bol? Fridge is going to break him into a box of toothpicks. I think it will go something like this: Round One - Perry knocks Bol's knees off and breaks his groin. Round Two - Perry takes Bol's ribs off and BBQ's them. Perry eats them during the commercial break. Round Three - Perry pops Bol's head off, runs it back to the dressing room and does the Icky Shuffle. Manute Bol will never see June.
this isn't for real is it? Manute Bol is going to fight The Fridge? Mismatch. Last I heard Manute was tending his flock of goats or sheep back in his homeland? this is a joke, right?
The Fridge already does those Toughman contests with Laurence "The Crackhead" Taylor. I'd like to see some of the following.... Jerry Seinfeld vs. Tim Taylor Bob Saget vs. Ron Jeremy Roger Clemens vs. Mike Piazza DaDakota vs. RM95 RM95 vs. Major Clutch vs. Jeff
Seinfeld Saget Piazza RM95 (He'd be too busy complaining about how much in taxes he has to pay) Major (I'd have to let my boss win) Clutch (Jeff wouldn't fight, it's just not his way)
Stick some velcro (the hard pointy side) on the ends of their gloves and this bout becomes priceless.
I saw an E Welcome back Kotter thing. Horseshack's not the same guy anymore...plastic surgery to the nose and chin, short blond hair, same eyes, kind of fruity...
Due to recent market research, FOX has decided to rename it's Celebrity Boxing special. The list has been narrowed down to three possible names: Washed Up Celebrity Boxing The 16th Minute of Fame Why didn't I get invited to Liza Minelli's wedding?
hehehe...now that's pretty funny! Almost as funny as Falcons Talon saying that Horshack has changed and he is NOW kinda fruity. A-Train...that Lisa Minelli line is just too funny...got...to...get back...to work...hehehe...
Why not?! I don't know where the idea came from. Probably because so many people mentioning Fight Club in the DVD thread got me thinking about people from that movie and Saget's line where he says, "Have you ever sucked dick for crack?" had me rolling. I think pairing him up with the king of p*rn flicks would be off the wall. Ummm, I don't think he was in that movie. Wasn't it Ted Danson, Tom Seleck and some other dude I can't remember.
