I've got one of those (well, this was him as a kitten). <img src="http://www.saveourrockets.com/dexter.jpg"> <font size=1><b>I want REAL milk, not SOY milk damnit!!!</b></font>
My "sweet" little Catherine says: <img src="http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~jhurley/Cat/Cat09.jpg"> "Hey, I... resemble that remark! Cats are not evil! Now, dogs, on the other hand... never mind, I don't want to talk or think about it. I think the dog next door moved away, but I don't know for sure because my owner won't let me out. Did you hear me? Somebody let me out, @#%#!! it! Open the @#%!! door! Come on! And pet me! Put more food in my dish! Never mind that there's already some in there. There's no such thing as a cat that's too fat! Now will you open the door? I've been bugging my owner all day and she keeps threatening to put a muzzle on me. Well, tough. They don't make kitty muzzles. I'm going to keep meowing and getting underfoot, all day and all day tomorrow if I have to. Of course cats aren't evil!"
