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CATO sighting

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by TedRuxpin, Nov 21, 2002.

  1. TedRuxpin

    TedRuxpin Member

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    Hey all, I was at Silver City, a gentlemen's club tonight in Dallas, TX. I was in the VIP room chilling out when I saw this tall guy with a jersey that read "Nathan" on the back walk in. Lo and behold it was Kelvin Cato. He had 3 friends with him. He went to a back table and moved to a private room.

    Sorry no pics; I can't exactly bring a digi into a strip bar, and I didn't expect to see him there.

    Prediction--> Ming will get most of the PT tomorrow night.
     
  2. A-Train

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    I can see Cato back there with a stripper...

    "Hey baby, wanna be part of something BIG?!"
     
  3. B

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    I shouldn't have been drinking when I read your post. I have to clean my monitor off now.

    B
     
  4. Phi83

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    That is some funny ****. :D
     
  5. Deckard

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    A-Train, now I've got the same problem B has... hilarious!
     
  6. walterw

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    That quick brain working thought is f$#@ hilarious! :p
     
  7. Earl Cureton

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    didn't his grandmother recently pass away? i guess he's recovered from the tragic family loss, eh. :D
     
  8. coolpet

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    stripper: it is big, but it is also soft :D
     
  9. CBrownFanClub

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    Nothing puts me in the mood for a lap dance and jalapeno poppers quite like the death of a close relative.

    "The best way to honor her is to live life to it's fullest."
    "She would not have wanted to me to be overwhelmed with grief.""
    "The terrorists win if I do not go to a gentlemen's club in Dallas this Wendesday."

    Kelvin is so 2003 in his quest for meaning in this difficult world. In his defense, there is nowhere to eat in Dallas if there's a wait at Bennigans, so I can see it.

    Nathan's Physical Whimsical indeed.

    CBFC
     
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    Rudy: "Cato, I know it's been a difficult week for you but do you feel up for playing tonight?"

    Cato: "I don't know... It feels too soon... I probably won't be any good to you right now."

    Rudy: "That's ok big fella, take all the time you need. I know how hard it it to lose someone"

    Cato: "Thanks coach."
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    Cato: "Hey guys he bought it. The butt-naked's on me tonight fellas."

    Boys: "Hell, yea!"
     
  11. Matador

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    :confused: :confused: :confused: :eek: :confused:
     
  12. Texas Stoke

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    if you weren't being subtlety sacracastic, then I agree with you, very well put. hey If a man wants a little short term solution for what may be a long term period of grief then I can dig that. Sometimes thats the best thing. But fellas, lets try not to report every witnessing of a Rocket players private escapade. That stuff is meant to be kept on the down low. ;)
     
  13. Earl Cureton

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    So if you had happend to see O.J. do it, you wouldn't have said a word?
     
  14. mr_oily

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    Cato,
    I'm your biggest fan. I hope you enjoyed yourself and saw some nice lookin' hoes.
    Sorry about your grandma as well. Hope she lived a full life.
    Don't let all them haters bite!
    See you at the game! We missed you!
     
  15. dskillz

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    Wait, CATO was in a PUBLIC PLACE. There is nothing wrong with telling that you saw a player at a public place. It is no big deal. If Cato was married, then it would be a big deal. But so what?
     

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