Pelosi: Mr. Bush, you are acting like a baby. W: I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am the president. Pelosi: You are not a man. You are a big fat joke. W: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. Pelosi: I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir. W: You are a smelly pirate hooker. Pelosi: You look like a blueberry. W: Why don't you go back to your home on w**** Island?
Bush: There's a saying in California... Well, I know it's a saying in Texas... "If we stand for something... If we stand together... If we stand down... We need to work together." Pelosi (to herself): Speaker isn't sounding so good all of the sudden. Majority Whip looks like a good job.
