"I was such an ugly kid ... when I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. I was such an ugly baby ... my mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend! No respect at all!"
When asked why he would mislead a ClutchFans message board poster into thinking the Bonzi Wells signing was in jeopardy, Van Gundy replied, "I'm a baaad wittle boy."
I'm so pretty...OH so pretty, I'm so pretty and witty and not that there's anything wrong that. Dee Dee Dee