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Caption this: Oden and Durant

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by surrender, Jul 13, 2007.

  1. surrender

    surrender Member

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    "BALLIN!" (yes this is uninspired)
     
  2. The_Yoyo

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    Oden: Hey Kev I give the brunette's a** an 8 what about the blondie?
    Durant: ah skeet skeet
    Oden: I LOVE THE NBA
     
  3. vlaurelio

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    O: she cute but I look too old for her
    D: whats her weight? wonder if I can bench press her..
     
  4. slowmustang

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    Oden: She sure has a nice grip on the piece of equipment.
    Durant: Her biceps are bigger than mine.
     
  5. BigSherv

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    "white womenz... finga lickin good " :D
     
  6. g1184

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    Oden: "Man, I'd like me one of those trophies."
    Durant: "Man, I'd like me one of those trophies."
     
  7. whoisray

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    Whose the brunette girl?
     
  8. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    Oden's not even looking at them... looks like he's looking at the trophy. Durant may be, too... oh, sorry... I'm not playing along... carry on. :D
     
  9. Tonaaayyyy

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    Durant: This is where I lose my virginity!
     
  10. Yaozer

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    Oden: forget that trophy, lookit that brunette girl's meat!

    Durant: hispanic?
     
  11. deekay209

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    Where was this at?
     
  12. intersync

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    haha, winner!
     
  13. rockets-#1

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    The ESPY's which air on Sunday night.

    Even if they're not looking at what they appear to be, that's still a great picture.
     
  14. KingCheetah

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    Oden: "That young woman's award resembles a Tesla Coil"

    Durant: "The conspiracy to suppress Tesla's free energy system was one of the greatest crimes of the 20th century"

    Oden: "Agreed"
     
  15. A-Train

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    Oden: Damn, I'd hit that!
    Durant: Greg, you're old enough to be those chicks' father! Sick!
     
  16. johnvv

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    Oden: I got first pick.

    Durant: Why u gotta bring that up again?!

    Oden: No, I mean I get to pick first.
     
  17. MLittle577

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    Hey, she looks like the girl that convinced me to choose Texas! :eek:
     
  18. professorjay

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    NBA rule #1: Ask yourself 'What Would Kobe Do?' and do the opposite.
     
  19. Billyp

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    I was gonna come up with something but nothing is going to beat that.
     
  20. rocketman1979

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    Girl you workin with some ass yeah, you bad yeah
    Make a ***** spend his cash yeah, his last yeah
    Hoes frown when you pass yeah, they mad yeah
    You gon' ride in the Jag yeah, with that head
    You could smoke or buy a bag yeah, of grass yeah
    Got money I can flash yeah, and trash yeah
    I'ma Big Tymer ***** yeah, pull the trigger yeah
    A playa hata flipper yeah, grave filla yeah
    I be slangin wood yeah, out the hood yeah
    Let it be understood yeah, it's all good yeah
    Got a ***** scheamin large yeah, on the hard yeah
    A smooth little broad yeah from out the projects
    A ***** do a trick yeah, on the dick yeah
    You claimin you want a picture, that ain't **** yeah
    The ***** with the money yeah, don't act funny yeah
    Got birds and I'm runnin yeah, bout a hundred yeah

    Girl, you looks good, won't you back that azz up
    You'se a fine mother****er, won't you back that azz up
    Call me Big Daddy when you back that azz up
    Hoe, who is you playin wit? Back that azz up

    Girl, you looks good, won't you back that azz up
    You'se a fine mother****er, won't you back that azz up
    You got a stupid ass yeah, make me laugh yeah
    Make a ***** wanna grab that, autograph that
    I'm sweatin in the drawers yeah, hard and long yeah
    Wanna walk it like a dog yeah, break you off yeah
    Get - mine you gon' get yours yeah, that for sure yeah
    You ****in with my nerves yeah and to the curb yeah
    I know you b****es know yeah, and it show yeah
    But a ***** got some more yeah, I'm out to flow yeah
    Fresh brought some **** yeah, and his b**** yeah
    We be making hit yeah after hit yeah
    Them t*tties sittin nice yeah, I wanna bite yeah
    I could **** you right yeah, all night yeah
    Wanna bring it to my house yeah, on the couch yeah
    Knock the p***y out yeah, get them out yeah
    I wanna see these hoes yeah, bend it low yeah
    Let me run it in the hole yeah, and let me know yeah

    I know you can't stand it, dick bandit
    Done landed, see your drawers handed
    Freak to get it y'all, game spit at y'all
    Put the b**** on the wall and I hit it y'all
    Lookin kind of lonely, I'm feelin horny
    Put the dick "in the Middle" like "Monie"
    Big thick plumber chick, and a Hummer chick
    Beat the dick like a mother****in drummer chick
    See dat puddy-cat? Look at dat
    I love a ****in hoodie-rat, that's a fact
    You'se a mother****in get it girl, quit it girl
    I'm the *****, the *****, *****, that hit it girl

    Now now now now now
    After you back it up, then stop
    Then wha-wha-what, drop drop it like it's hot
    Now after you back it up, then stop
    Now, wha-wha-wha-what drop it like it's hot
    Now drop it like it's hot, drop drop it like it's hot
    C-M-B make you drop it like it's hot
    Drop it like it's hot, drop drop it like it's hot
    Drop it like it's hot, drop drop it like it's hot
    Ha
     

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